This one made me laugh, it was posted on a Ripon Facebook page on the evening people were outside their houses giving a round of applause for NHS workers.
"Just took the bins out and got a standing ovation. Made my night; thanks everyone."
Here's a link to the book,
https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Scots-Won-English-Civil-ebook/dp/B00BVUEIDS/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1565275958&sr=8-1