Arrived in the Inbox today

[DEL]

Looks like I'm in the money ....... thank goodness the Nigerian authorities have my best intersts at heart

Sir/Madam, We are sending you this message today to confirm if truly you sent one Mr. Harrison Richard, a citizen of the United States as a representative to receive your Inheritance/Contract payment due to be paid to your person. The said Harrison Richard claimed that he represents your interest in the fund and that you have given him a Power of Attorney to claim the fund on your behalf, as he claimed that you are lying in your sick bed and about dying. According to the law of our country guiding this kind of payment, we decided to send you this message to confirm from you if you are dead or alive and has authorized this person to claim the fund on your behalf. This is the issue we wanted you to clarify. Please if this claim by this man is wrong, kindly revert back to us quickly to avoid wrongful payment of your fund to a wrong person. Yours faithfully, Senate Committee Chairman Local And Foreign Debts Payment Nigeria

When I get my money you're all getting treated

 

[Nap]

"In your sick bed and about dying" eh Del ...perhaps someone should have told you ...

.......how are they expecting you to confirm if you are not in this world..lol

Nap

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Del isnt dead, he just looks and smells that way. Must be a honest mistake.

Cheers
Janne Nilsson

 

[DEL]

"In your sick bed and about dying" eh Del ...perhaps someone should have told you ...

.......how are they expecting you to confirm if you are not in this world..lol

Nap

I'll send a message by the Tokoloshe Man

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

Don't think that treat will ever materialise , but I will hold you too it , maybe you could pay my Parking eye INVOICE too

 

[DEL]

Don't think that treat will ever materialise , but I will hold you too it , maybe you could pay my Parking eye INVOICE too

Sorry but if you choose to pursue a life outside the law that's your problem

 

[Dan Morton]

What fun! Why don't you write back?

Tell him your lawyers, the internationally infamous firm of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe, LLC are requesting details that were not provided in his letter. You'll need all of his contact information including the full name of his business, its' mailing address, business phone number, his personal identity number, the businesses tax identity number, the bank account number(s) of his businesses and the location and name of that bank, etc. Just a few insignificant details that you can pass on to your personal lawyer, Mr. Cheatum and your personal accountant Mr. Skinem at his firm Skinem and Eatem, Incorporated.

Tell him Mr. Cheatum in conference with Mr. Skinem have reserved 20 minutes out of their very busy schedules today so that you can speak by conference phone. Of course the number you give them is the local fraud squad.

The b *(&$ d's deserve much worse but that's the best I can do.

All the best,
Dan

 

[theBaron]

"Oh, it's not a scam! What ya do, see, is to give 'em your credit card numbers, and if one of 'em's lucky, you win a wonderful prize!" (Grampa Simpson)

Prost!
Brad

 

[Helm]

I'd be more concerned about the Sir/Madam if I was you Del, perhaps the kilt confuses them ?
Steve

 

[DEL]

"Oh, it's not a scam! What ya do, see, is to give 'em your credit card numbers, and if one of 'em's lucky, you win a wonderful prize!" (Grampa Simpson)

Prost!
Brad

Done looking forward to my prize.

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

Since when did overstaying at a car park become a crime ,they can shove their invoice where the sun son don't shine

 

[Mirofsoft]

... to confirm from you if you are dead or alive ...

If you're dead , please don't answer

 

[Mirofsoft]

Or tell him that your are not the owner but the keeper of he Duke of Weel In Town legacy and that at you passing it willreturn to the crown, and thank them for they concern, and that Scotland Yard will take contact with them on you behalf .

 

[peedee]

Put me down for your figure collection Del, I don't want to APPEAR greedy for money.

Paul

 

[DEL]

Since when did overstaying at a car park become a crime ,they can shove their invoice where the sun son don't shine

That'll be Coatbridge then

 

[peedee]

I want to know why Ron, Del and Brian don't start off a video channel called 'Ya Tube'.
They keep calling each other names, and only one of them deserves it.
Paul.

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

They are all dobbers

 

[John Bowery]

You all forgot, Their is an attorney in the middle. He gets all the money
Cheers
John

 

[DEL]

I want to know why Ron, Del and Brian don't start off a video channel called 'Ya Tube'.
They keep calling each other names, and only one of them deserves it.
Paul.

D*mn right

 

[DEL]

They are all dobbers

D*mn right mine's the biggest