Ashes.

[garyhiggins]

From the safe position of being 12,000 miles distant, I just wanted to commiserate with our Australian members with a hearty HA HA HA --- HAHA---HAAAA .
Discuss. (And please feel free to swear at me) .

 

[DaddyO]

Looks like our 'medium pacer' did okay yesterday too

 

[Mark S]

The Australian cricket (Maladroit Pissweakia)

 

[garyhiggins]

The Australian cricket (Maladroit Pissweakia)


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Poor thing .

 

[Mirofsoft]

This is what you do with beer


Now what do you do with a figure ?

 

[hypertex]

Here in the States, your commentary on cricket is responded to with the sound of . . . crickets.

 

[Mark S]

Here in Australia, Mirofsoft's comment is met with the same response.....???WT?

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

From the safe position of being 12,000 miles distant, I just wanted to commiserate with our Australian members with a hearty HA HA HA --- HAHA---HAAAA .
Discuss. (And please feel free to swear at me) .

Gary, you can be cruel at times! ..'Salt and wound'. ..

I love the Aussies! especially when chucking a hard object in there general direction! ... But that's just not 'Cricket'. ..

So lets play fair!

.

Mark.

 

[garyhiggins]

Gary, you can be cruel at times! ..'Salt and wound'. ..

I love the Aussies! especially when chucking a hard object in there general direction! ... But that's just not 'Cricket'. ..

So lets play fair!

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Mark.

I know, I am quite beyond the pale. Mind you, I wouldn't want to be in the next England Rugby team that turns up in Sidney, they're probably already training the sharks in the harbour.

 

[alamac]

Gary not only the sharks in the harbour but also the crawling and slithering creatures as well, hang on nah they'll probably bite us on the a---- as well.
Too bloody good for us my friend, but the pain has been eased a little as we beat the All Blacks tonight first time in a few years
Cheers
Al

 

[Chrisr]

Down here we are eating loads of humble pie, and almost choking on it. Well done the Brits, you were the better team on the day - by a very long shot.

On the bright side the Wallabies beat the All Blacks tonight - a turn up for the books.

 

[garyhiggins]

Mark, Al and Chris, cheers guys and thank God we can take our sporting rivalries in good part. OWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!,who threw that bloody Boomerang???????

 

[garyhiggins]

PS Well done The Wallabies.

 

[garyhiggins]

Tony, sporting victory is the most fleeting of all, retribution always follows (sooner or later)

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

This is what you do with beer
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Now what do you do with a figure ?

Initially cryptic .. but now I know.

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world...s-amid-moonshine-reports/ar-BBlzw0l?ocid=iehp

'Hic' ...

Mark.

 

[Mark S]

Well if you now know Mark I'd really like it if you would let me in on the joke, because it's always been widely understood that Vegemite was initially developed as a by product of brewing every Australian is clear on that .....but what's the meaning or joke behind the "Now what do you do with a figure" comment?

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Mark S! .. on that one I am clueless! ... 'Resin based', Moonshine ??? .. Nah! That's in the realms of 'Medusa' turning a person into a plastic, 1/1th scale figure. Only to be painted by a 'Numpty'.

Hmmm, to spend eternity looking like a right old tit! ..No thanks.

Mark.

 

[Mirofsoft]

Well if you now know Mark I'd really like it if you would let me in on the joke, because it's always been widely understood that Vegemite was initially developed as a by product of brewing every Australian is clear on that .....but what's the meaning or joke behind the "Now what do you do with a figure" comment?

Easy to understand for a Belgian
We make more than 600 different beers, and it's unthinkable for us to make a "pasta" with such noble products .
What you are doing is " heresy " for us . So the question is if you are able to do this to beer what are you planing to do with figures ?

 

[Mark S]

I get it now..... .......silly me.
We not so much into beer down here........ice, or crystal meth, is the thing now.

Come to think of it that might explain the ashes result.