Bertorelli Christmas Promotion

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Dear Friends and supporters of Bertorelli products I am pleased to announce the launch of our first annual promotional prize competition.
RON TAMBURRINI of GRANGE HARDWOOD BASES http://www.ron-tamburrini.com/
known to many of you as a model for the more 'adventurous' Bertorelli Breeks has generously donated 1 of his outstanding PLINTH BASES to the first 4 pF members to correctly caption the attached photo of Rons alter ego Madame Edith sorry, Captain Alberto Bertorelli as he propositions Edith.

What is the opening line in the scene pictured?

The First 4 to PM the correct (spelling and punctuation) directly to Ron will receive a free plinth (postage excluded)

 

[billyturnip]

Pssst! I gotta nice hardwood, wanna see it?

 

[Tommi]

Which episode is this from?
Tommi

 

[Tommi]

How much for a wooden base

Tommi

 

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CLUE - Package Holidays
Episode? ....... you'll have to do the leg work yourselves (that's another clue)

 

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THE FIRST WINNER is RICH SCULPTS (Richard Odell from Sussex)
Rich if you PM Ron with your address he'll give you details​

 

[Rich Sculpts]

DELPlanetFigure Supporter


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THE FIRST WINNER is RICH SCULPTS (Richard Odell from Sussex) ​

Rich if you PM Ron with your address he'll give you details​

Many thanks have made contact with the Capitano...

...the base will be a perfect compliment for my next project.



As you may have guessed it going to be a bust!

 

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Many thanks have made contact with the Capitano...

...the base will be a perfect compliment for my next project.

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As you may have guessed it going to be a bust!

Are you doing a pair?

 

[Rich Sculpts]

Its a strange thing about that painting - its not the eyes that follow you around the room?

 

[Richie]

It's za mi new burr elmwood range. How are za knobbles. ............Mama Mia

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

Ritchie you do mean zee flashing knobs

 

[Rich Sculpts]

As astounding a it may seem - the painting was recently re-discovered concealed in a battered covered Knackwurst purchased in a Glasgow chip shop.

Consequently it still smells of fried Mars-Bars

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

As astounding a it may seem - the painting was recently re-discovered concealed in a battered covered Knackwurst purchased in a Glasgow chip shop.

Consequently it still smells of fried Mars-Bars

Mama mia
are you a Glaswegian

 

[Rich Sculpts]

No - married a girl who's family's from Coatbridge

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

No - married a girl who's family's from Coatbridge

Whata Mistaka Make-a Elaine C Smith comes from there "Marry doll" Sorry Elaine "she is a friend "
or is she Subo now

 

[Rich Sculpts]

Whata Mistaka Make-a Elaine C Smith comes from there "Marry doll" Sorry Elaine "she is a friend "
or is she Subo now

For some strange reason Subo wants Julie Walters for role

 

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No - married a girl who's family's from Coatbridge

THE ONLY WAY IS COATBRIDGE
????????????????, 46, from Coatbridge, appeared at Airdrie Sheriff Court yesterday charged with murder...stated
"I can't tell my parents and my friends will hate me if they find out"
It makes you proud to be Scottish

 

[Rich Sculpts]

THE ONLY WAY IS COATBRIDGE
????????????????, 46, from Coatbridge, appeared at Airdrie Sheriff Court yesterday charged with murder...stated
"I can't tell my parents and my friends will hate me if they find out"
It makes you proud to be Scottish

No prouder being British...

 

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Hi folks the promotion competition is now closed. Just spoken to Ron and there was only 1 entry so 3 of the bases went unclaimed.
They will be used kindling for the islands next Wicker Man
The answer was.... "I don't-a beat about the bush, Madame Edith"
from Leg It to Spain! (1991)