Can't paint for laughing

[billyturnip]

I'm sat in my corner painting while my wife and youngest daughter, age 19, are watching Bake Off on tv.
Apparently someone is baking a pie with Guinea Fowl in it.
The conversation has to be heard to be believed,

Daughter, What's a Guinea Fowl?
Wife, A bird.
Daughter, It's not a Guinea Pig then?
Wife, No.
Daughter, Fowl, that's a baby horse isn't it?

 

[Richie]

 

[Huw63]

Not much to say on that one....

 

[Nap]

Oh Bless them ...

Obviously you had to leave the room and collapse in hysterics in a dark room..lol

Nap

 

[billyturnip]

Oh Bless them ...

Obviously you had to leave the room and collapse in hysterics in a dark room..lol

Nap

Leave the room? You're kidding aren't you?

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

I'm sat in my corner painting while my wife and youngest daughter, age 19, are watching Bake Off on tv.
Apparently someone is baking a pie with Guinea Fowl in it.
The conversation has to be heard to be believed,

Daughter, What's a Guinea Fowl?
Wife, A bird.
Daughter, It's not a Guinea Pig then?
Wife, No.
Daughter, Fowl, that's a baby horse isn't it?

 

[billyturnip]

I blame her parents.

 

[sd0324]

Lol.

 

[Richie]

I blame her parents.

and she's the brains of the outfit

 

[John Bowery]

Who said modelling isn't fun
John

 

[Richie]

Hi Roger,
This reminds me of when the youngest went to London with her friends. Her friend is a very academic and clever but lack's sometime in the common sense department. Anyway......the story goes something like this

Her friend "don't worry I've packed a hair dryer and straightener's"
Youngest "OK I won't take mine then"
Friend "we will need to go shopping before we go"
Youngest "why"
Friend "I need a travel adaptor plug for London"
Youngest "what!"
Friend "don't they have different plugs from us"

got to love your kids and their friends

 

[billyturnip]

 

[Blind Pew]

Jesus.
The country's in safe hands then..........

 

[Blind Pew]

In fact I can go one better. I had a bloke round last week to fix the washing machine. He told me a few months ago a bloke bought a washing machine from them, then called them the next day reporting that it was making an infernal noise. So to honour the warranty man goes round to find the said bloke had only put his pots and pans in it. Straight up.

 

[Nap]

Hi Guys

Well it could only be me ...........


My good lady Carole was making fresh soup ...lovely ...

So..I thought I would help and open a tin of organic mixed beans which we like ...

Outcame the tin opener ......much cursing ..after far too long unsuccessfully trying to open it ...with the tin revolving round very nicely ...

....."we need a new opener "says I ....

At which Mrs Nap .......turns the tin over and opens it with the ring pull ......

Amongst much laughter and shaking of the head!

Watch out master chef!!...lol

Nap

PS..And NO I wasn't looking for the chicken in the stock pots either

 

[billyturnip]

You wouldn't have done that if there was nobody there to witness it.

 

[Nap]

You wouldn't have done that if there was nobody there to witness it.

Too true .....just had to share it ..life's too short not to laugh!

Now banned from kitchen..result!!

Nap

 

[swralph]

This thread has had me in stitches.

 

[billyturnip]

Too true .....just had to share it ..life's too short not to laugh!

Now banned from kitchen..result!!

Nap

Every cloud has a silver lining.

 

[billyturnip]

This thread has had me in stitches.

Good, we aim to please.