Kim

[Colin_Fraser]

Funny Kim jokes pilfered from the lounge at another site I am a member of (GMIC). These will stay funny as long as nothing bad happens.

re. the 3rd one - I would not recommend collecting NK medals - they seem to be handed out rather frequently.







Colin

 

[pmfs]

The last photo is amazing, so many medals.
BLUFF BLUFF BLUFF and BLUFF...
This new leader a guy that made is studies in Switzerland (...) should seek the opportunity and "cut" with the misery of the past and start a new era for his people. It was the least that was expected...Shame!!!

note: This is not a political intervention. You may block this my post if you want.

 

[ChaosCossack]

The first one is funny as hell Colin (those commercials always make me giggle... "What are you? A hand model?")

As for the last one... What? Do they get a medal for?... Putting their shoes on the right feet?... Waking up with dry sheets?... Putting their guns back in the toybox be for bedtime? What else could they have possibly done to warrant all the commendations?

 

[Colin_Fraser]

I was originally thinking the photo was photoshopped - but it would be a hell fo a lot of work to get the angles on the medals right as they rotate around the leg and trunk. Sadly I believe to to be a real photo. Someone on the site I puleld it from said its NK bullet proof vest.

Other Colin

 

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Love the hand model...

 

[Nap]

Hi Guys ,

Blimey .....more medals than that nutter Idi Amin ..........see piccy

......they must weigh a ton ...bet the NK don't go through any metal detectors at airports !!!!!! ...saying that they are probably plastic!!!

Nap

 

[Rompy]

 

[DEL]

Should go down well in Stewarton though...eh!
Derek

 

[Gellso]

Is it just me or is anyone else getting a "semi" looking at this?

Gells

 

[Don]

Gells I am startingto worry about you.

Gaudin yes your grandfather must have been a very good doctor indeed. So good that they dont let these guys die like anyone else. They just leave them in a big glass plinth so they can be enjoyed by "everyone".
Did your Grandfather live there for a long time and what did he think of it?

Don

 

[Jimmy S]

Is it just me or is anyone else getting a "semi" looking at this?

Gells

Definitely just you....................

 

[Jimmy S]

 

[Don]

Second row, general third from left wins a medal for the biggest hat. Thats 137 medals he has "won"!!!!!

Don
Arent those two helicopters behind the great leader Apaches

 

[Gaudin]

Did your Grandfather live there for a long time and what did he think of it?

Don

He told me few things, I was about 10 -12 at the time. I remember stories about high security at all times. A convoy would frequently arrive in the middle of the night, alot of men with heavy machine guns, so you never know if these are your last hours or somebody in the palace has a bit of indigestion.

I remember looking through photoalbums too, full of pictures of fat Korean generals, having piss-ups and banquets etc.

 

[DEL]

Del I once played football at Glasgow Green and to be honest the surrounding area was Post Apocalyptic ! Why do you think Brad Pitt picked Glasgow for the Zombie Movie?
Us country boys will come doon and chibb ye with our banjos and our wives stroke sisters unless you turn and see the beauty of Kim in drag!!!

Dry Boakingly yours,
Gells

 

[Jimmy S]

Del I once played football at Glasgow Green and to be honest the surrounding area was Post Apocalyptic ! Why do you think Brad Pitt picked Glasgow for the Zombie Movie?
Us country boys will come doon and chibb ye with our banjos and our wives stroke sisters unless you turn and see the beauty of Kim in drag!!!

Dry Boakingly yours,
Gells

Whit? And ya got oot alive? Ah lived near Rutherglen road and never saw any you tuechters near the green. As for the banjos sounds like any saturday night at Castlemilk if you ever ventured that far into alien territory............

 

[Gellso]

Whit? And ya got oot alive? Ah lived near Rutherglen road and never saw any you tuechters near the green. As for the banjos sounds like any saturday night at Castlemilk if you ever ventured that far into alien territory............

Yeah, I managed to get out alive......just....They were big ugly brutes full of muscle and adorned with moustaches, black eyes, scars, tattoos and chibbs.....and the men were even worse!

Gells

 

[brian]

Del I once played football at Glasgow Green and to be honest the surrounding area was Post Apocalyptic ! Why do you think Brad Pitt picked Glasgow for the Zombie Movie?
Us country boys will come doon and chibb ye with our banjos and our wives stroke sisters unless you turn and see the beauty of Kim in drag!!!

Dry Boakingly yours,
Gells

Well said my man!!!!
Brian

 

[DEL]

Del I once played football at Glasgow Green and to be honest the surrounding area was Post Apocalyptic ! Why do you think Brad Pitt picked Glasgow for the Zombie Movie?
Us country boys will come doon and chibb ye with our banjos and our wives stroke sisters unless you turn and see the beauty of Kim in drag!!!

Dry Boakingly yours,
Gells

Was that for Carnoustie Woolworriers Fitbaaaaaaaa Club?

 

[DEL]

Well said my man!!!!
Brian

Typical...all these guys who play with my food always stick together
Derek