Something funny.

[swralph]

My Daughter who is in University sent my Wife a text today.
"I've applied for a job torturing people today"
I'll leave it to you to think about what she meant.

 

[billyturnip]

Tutoring?
Auto correct is a great laugh, I've had some right head scratchers.

 

[swralph]

I'm sure that's what she meant Roger,but you never know.

 

[billyturnip]

I'm sure that's what she meant Roger,but you never know.

Maybe the Inquisition are hiring again.

 

[Helm]

My Daughter who is in University sent my Wife a text today.
"I've applied for a job torturing people today"
I'll leave it to you to think about what she meant.

a career in physiotherapy?

 

[MalcC]

And now you've retired it's our turn Malc.

Roger

did you hear about the two farmers having a chat. One says to the other, I'll be surprised if you get any potatoes in that field this year.
The other farmer replied. So will I, I planted turnips.
Its the way I tell em.


Malc

 

[billyturnip]

That's actually the kind of bad joke I find funny.

 

[Ferris]

My Daughter who is in University sent my Wife a text today.
"I've applied for a job torturing people today"
I'll leave it to you to think about what she meant.

Hope she added good references to her resume.

Adrian

 

[peedee]

My daughter wanted to be involved in tourism and Hostility......
in Hollywood...down in Devon.

She was Six.

Wonderful innit.

P

 

[Dan Morton]

So Ralph, major course of study in television production development specializing in reality shows? Double minor in television advertising and food show judging? or is she in Pre-Med with an eye to post-grad Chiropractor courses?

I could probably come up with three or four more. Don't encourage me.

All the best,
Dan

 

[Ferris]

My daughter wanted to be involved in tourism and Hostility......

P

That's a lot better than going for Terrorism and Hospitality...

 

[peedee]

That's a lot better than going for Terrorism and Hospitality...

She's doing the tourism while she's working as an English Tutor Adrian and was 'terrified' by yesterday's Taiwan earthquake !...So..nearly

Moon Festival Taiwan.


Paul

 

[swralph]

My daughter wanted to be involved in tourism and Hostility......
in Hollywood...down in Devon.

She was Six.

Wonderful innit.

P

I'm not going to Devon

 

[swralph]

She's doing the tourism while she's working as an English Tutor Adrian and was 'terrified' by yesterday's Taiwan earthquake !...So..nearly

Moon Festival Taiwan.


Paul

I'm not going To Taiwan either.
The job My daughter has applied for is tutoring in English to a first year student.
Ultimately she want's to be a speech terrorist.....NO,,, speech therapist...

 

[peedee]

I'm not going To Taiwan either.
The job My daughter has applied for is tutoring in English to a first year student.
Ultimately she want's to be a speech terrorist.....NO,,, speech therapist...

Harrdy harr good 'un.
oo do make oi laaarf raarlph
p

 

[theBaron]

My Daughter who is in University sent my Wife a text today.
"I've applied for a job torturing people today"
I'll leave it to you to think about what she meant.

My thought is that she will be interviewing applicants for some position. You can really mess with someone, in that role.

And that thought just gave me a flashback to this.....



Prost!
Brad

 

[theBaron]

Y'know, I think that office is the same set as Mr. Devious' office in, "The Bishop".

Prost!
Brad