50 Shades of Grey!

[Tubby-Nuts2]

I have a perfect solution for those of use that may have to face the possible and 'Torturous', experience of being dragged along to the local cinema, by your respective wife/partner, to see this film! ... You can, and with total honesty! say you have already seen it . ...show them this!

No argument !!


..Job done! and now you can relax.

However there are 50 other things that do require attention.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/...-50-things-every-man-needs-to-know/ar-BBhCSyM


Mark

 

[Gaudin]

Just buy Scale 75 B&W set and show her how to mix it, now she owns a copy and can make it her own

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Gaudin. ..

If I did do such a thing, as to what you are suggesting. I truly know where this (pack) would being 'Stuffed'. .. My walking, and imbalance is already, 'Shot to Bits'. This idea would make it far worse, than it already is!

I will skip this idea!

Regards,

Mark

 

[Gaudin]

If you were really to embrace the essence and spirit of "50 shades", a prospect of this thing being stuffed would not scare you anymore, au contraire ....

8==0

 

[tonydawe]

My wife laughed her head off when I showed her the Dulux colour chart. Good call.

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Tony! .. Will this stop her from dragging you along to the cinema ??? ..If so , I have at least succeeded in one case!

Regards,

Mark

 

[peedee]

The man version is called 50 sheds of grey

Honest check Amazon

I looked at it in a shop a while ago it's brilliant,
and there's now a sequel to that too !.

I offer two quotes that I remember

" She bent forward at the waist onto the workbench,
raising her skirt hem at the rear saying
"Gon on big boy hurt me"
So I told her
"You have fat ankles and no dress sense".

And

As I opened the shed door I was confronted
by a myriad assortment of chains, straps, and leather
garments. It was at that stage I realised.....

Beer and ebay don't mix.



Cheers everyone , down the hatch, skol!,
guess where I'm off to browse
Regards hic!

Paul

 

[Rich Sculpts]

Watching films like this can have serious effect your health - this is the cast on the way back from filming

-Rich

 

[Rich Sculpts]

Where no man has baldly gone before

 

[doedskvad]

If this one was real, I'd watch the hell out of it.

 

[garyhiggins]

I've just looked at my palette, would fifty shades of mud count?

 

[peedee]

I've just looked at my palette, would fifty shades of mud count?

Gerroff my pallette I saw it first.

"What do we want?"
No more altlzheimers"
When do we want it"
When do we want what?"

Representing the older shade of grey

Paul

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

No more alzheimers" ...

Peedee, at least you remembered what you are supposed to forget! that's a positive sign!

Mark

 

[peedee]

Yep, you are not often wrong, and you're right again
But every day I wake up with new friends


Did you get to check out the sheds variant in the
bookshops at the weekend Mark?

If you haven't please try.

I said to her
"if I do this, you won't be able to sit down for a few days you know"
She said
" do it, go on, do it"
So I listed the three- piece suite on e-bay !

Paul

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Peedee! we need to have a little chat! ...

Mark

 

[peedee]

I refer you to a quote from general McCauliffe to the German commander
surrounding Bastogne sir.

I know you know that I know you know it you know !

Paul

 

[Rich Sculpts]

View attachment 186796 Peedee! we need to have a little chat! ...

Mark

Squirrel Hill - is that where they store all the nuts?

-Rich

 

[peedee]

I refer you to a quote from general McCauliffe to the German commander
surrounding Bastogne sir.

I know you know that I know you know it you know !

Paul

I may have made a mistake there was he a Full kernel?

 

[OldTaff]

And they all ducked when they began shelling

 

[peedee]

You say that, but they were'nt conkered
Peedee OUT!