50 Shades of Grey!

[garyhiggins]

My Brain Hurts

 

[OldTaff]

 

[Rich Sculpts]

The nurse will be around shortly to administer a sedative

 

[peedee]

I'm not frightened of her,
She's so old when they light the candles on her cake, the forestry commission have to beat the flames out.
She's so old the last cruise ship she went on, Noah was captain.
She's the one I remember saying to, "really no thank you, just the massage please".
She said "is my bum big in this?", I said "hang on I'll check on google earth".
When she fell down the stairs we all thought Eastenders was finishing next door.
Paul

 

[peedee]

And the only reason she's wearing them gloves is so other people stand a chance at the finger buffet

There may be more observations yet to come.
Pee dee
on the bus,
Going home,
Bored.

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Peedee.

Please don't observe anything else! Honestly don't!

Mark

 

[peedee]

Ok
Byee.
P

 

[arj]

Peedee.

Please don't observe anything else! Honestly don't!

Mark

I've just read his post on the Agincourt query in Historical References etc, where he talks about Welsh Arches.
I hope he's not considering branching out with 50 Shady Arches.
Andrew

 

[peedee]

I've just read his post on the Agincourt query in Historical References etc, where he talks about Welsh Arches.
I hope he's not considering branching out with 50 Shady Arches.
Andrew

"A man's gotta know his limitations"
There is a new book ...
Genuinely !
About a plumber.....
It's also a parody...
"Graham of Thrones"....
I'm not reading that
That's me done,
I'm off to cause trouble elsewhere now.

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Andy, it all sounds 'Flanagan and Allen',. to me !!

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...&mid=94BC7DC7B9C5E36D906994BC7DC7B9C5E36D9069

Mark

 

[Gaudin]

"A man's gotta know his limitations"
There is a new book ...
Genuinely !
About a plumber.....
It's also a parody...
"Graham of Thrones"....
I'm not reading that
That's me done,
I'm off to cause trouble elsewhere now.

Nice Tanka (I am assuming Tanka, because its too long to be a Haiku)

 

[peedee]

That's too deep and intellectiual for the average middle aged shed lover.
I thought at first it was a new type of lawnmower !

Paul

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Why is it that every other picture of a Japanese WW2 soldier, reminds me of 'Mr Magoo ', I have often wondered this! '

Mark

 

[peedee]

Why is it that EVERY OTHER picture of a Japanese WW2 soldier, reminds me of 'Mr Magoo ', I have often wondered this! '

Mark

instead of looking at photos 1 3 5 7 9 etc...
Look at 2 4 6 8 10, problem solved... I hink

Paul

 

[peedee]

Why is it that EVERY OTHER picture of a Japanese WW2 soldier, reminds me of 'Mr Magoo ', I have often wondered this! '

Mark

instead of looking at photos 1 3 5 7 9 etc...
Look at 2 4 6 8 10, problem solved... I think

Paul

 

[Gaudin]

Is this echo?
You should use smaller font for every next statement

 

[peedee]

I sent it twice for the hard of hearing,


I said ....



I sent it twice.... for us old ones....hard of.. That's right ,

 

[Rich Sculpts]

I sent it twice for the hard of hearing,

Or the hard of thinking