700 Year Old Shoes found at Oxford

[tomifune]

Good thing I didn't post the article about the 700 year old athletic supporter

Bob

 

[peedee]

It's all a bit suspicious to my mind anyway,
shoes and a handbag found underneath where they will sell them !

'Buy from us, we can prove our quality lasts 21 lifetimes'
Mmmmmmm
Paul

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Good thing I didn't post the article about the 700 year old athletic supporter

Bob

???? But! Del, is already here, and has posted responses!

Granted, his finger bones may require some delicate retrieving from the 'Key-Board'. However, with a bit of 'Milliput', and glue! He should be able to get his 'Crepes', back on his feet.



Mark

 

[brian]

My God,how entertaining you lads are,but I still reckon there my slippers.Just goes to shoe that I can't even think off a pun!

 

[peedee]

Good thing I didn't post the article about the 700 year old athletic supporter Bob

Truss you. Bob

P

 

[peedee]

My God,how entertaining you lads are,but I still reckon there my slippers.Just goes to shoe that I can't even think off a pun!

One more joke about slippers brian and you're carpeted !
P

 

[Oldironsides]

Oxford? Oh that's where I left them for repair at the cobblers!

Mark

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Oxford? Oh that's where I left them for repair at the cobblers!

Mark

Yes, mate! thanks to you it's now called a 'Degree'.


Mark

 

[brian]

One more joke about slippers brian and you're carpeted !
P

You've literally pulled the rug from beneath my feet

 

[peedee]

You've literally pulled the rug from beneath my feet

Touche, ........ya rascal
Paul

 

[Richie]

I have a pair of trainers that smell like they could be 700 years old. Does that count.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

There are other places in England where you might find a lot of 700 year old shoes and older. Problem is that people are still wearing them. Yorkshire comes to mind.

Cheers
Janne Nilsson

 

[billyturnip]

There are other places in England where you might find a lot of 700 year old shoes and older. Problem is that people are still wearing them. Yorkshire comes to mind.

Cheers
Janne Nilsson

I can forgive you for that Janne but Richie and Kev won't be so so easily forgiven for liking it..... marked men.

 

[Richie]

Unless the chimp get's in first!

 

[Richie]

I'm not sure our pF brother's and sister' abroad will get all of these without understanding the Yorkshire dialect! Here you go Roger. Janne made me do it.
Yorkshire folk have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:

Medical Term​

YORKSHIRE​

Definition​

Artery
The study of paintings
Bacteria
Back door to cafeteria
Barium
What doctors do when patients die
Benign
What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section
A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan
Searching for Kitty
Cauterize
Made eye contact with her
Colic
A sheep dog
Coma
A punctuation mark
Dilate
To live long
Enema
Not a friend
Fester
Quicker than someone else
Fibula
A small lie
Impotent
Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain
Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff
A Doctor's cane
Morbid
A higher offer
Nitrates
Rates of Pay for Working at Night, normally more money than Days
Node
I knew it
Outpatient
A person who has fainted
Pelvis
Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative
A letter carrier
Recovery Room
Place to do upholstery
Rectum
Nearly killed him
Secretion
Hiding something
Seizure
Roman Emperor
Tablet
A small table
Terminal Illness
Getting sick at the airport
Tumor
One plus one more
Urine
Opposite of you're out

 

[billyturnip]

Funnily enough a lot of Yorkshire place names and dialect originate from Scandinavia so yes it's Janne's fault.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Of course its my fault. Same thing here, its always my fault.
Im probably the Mr Fawtly of PF.

Actually the name of the shire is also our fault.
But we are not cheap.

Cheers
Janne Nilsson

 

[billyturnip]

It was really the Danes Janne but you're close enough.

 

[MalcC]

If you lot can afford shoes, you must be well heeled.

Where do cobblers come from? ............ Shoeburyness.



A little boy puts his own shoes on for the first time, his Mum says, you've put them on the wrong feet.
The little boys looks at her and replies, but they're the only feet I've got.

I know don't give up the day job.

Malc

 

[peedee]

It was a valiant effort Malc,

but you'll never fill the shoes of the true giants of comedy

SEE ..........

Paul