companion sought

[peedee]

I'm told on-line dating is a winner so let's see shall we

This average looking tall male with genuine sense of fun and mischief is looking to find a long-term lady partner.

As a single man in middle-age I am looking for a significant other who has a lively outgoing nature, with a sense of fun.
For country walks, romantic dinners and fireside drinks.

I sincerely hope to find someone with a genuine interest in History and art, so that those cold winter evenings can be shared researching and painting.

Please see my Avatar (pic left) for my last portrait photo, and please send me an honest accurate up to date photo of your grey army.

Pee Dee

 

[Nap]

Hi Mr Pee Dee ,

I have a large GA (gigantic ar#%e) and am willing to meet if you will show me yours I will show you mine ..after a while

I might not quite meet your gender requirement but give it a couple more operations .....

My avatar shows me after a through make over


N

 

[Nap]

Oh well on to the next one then ......

Somebody must be desperate enough

N

 

[peedee]

Somewhere out there there is a woman waiting for you too.
I see a beautiful girl with long shiny raven jet black silky hair,
Dressed all in black
with high heels,
pure white skin
The fullest of bright red lips
Carrying all her hair in a box
Just for you.

 

[DEL]

Well known in Ayrshire, Brian can probably hook you up

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I can fix you a date, but its gonna cost you.

Cheers
Janne Nilsson

 

[Nap]

Well known in Ayrshire, Brian can probably hook you up
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Del

Whoarrrrrrr! .....she's gorgeous ..I don't mind travelling and all those heels as well ......off to put a wet hanky over my forehead!

BAaaaaaaaaaa

Nap

 

[peedee]

Chaps I appreciate your efforts, but it's a bit disturbing to see these pictures
and comments alongside your avatars.
Have a good look at yoursellf Del.
Could I please ask you all to calm down a little.

Once the ladies have flocked to this lonely arts column,
I sincerely promise I'll match you all up.
To be fair, I think Nap should be first ,
the tone of his posts is so reminiscent of a little terrier
against the piano leg with his tongue out.

Well known in Ayrshire, Brian can probably hook you up
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Del, are you getting mixed up between Sharin' and shearin'?

I can fix you a date, but its gonna cost you.

Cheers
Janne Nilsson

Janne, janne, Janne.

You bad boy.

that just makes you sound like a
'Sheap Pimp'

Paul

 

[Nap]

Paul,

I tank you for your offer but would rather stick with being 2nd or 3rd or even later ...don't mind
really

The piccy is me from the site I am on ..desperate but cute .com


Janne,

Surely your country's economy must be able to benefit as well from your enterprising offer?

Nap

 

[garyhiggins]

I think this is all a cunning plan to get your hands on someone else's grey army

 

[garyhiggins]

Paul,

I tank you for your offer but would rather stick with being 2nd or 3rd or even later ...don't mind
really

The piccy is me from the site I am on ..desperate but cute .com


Janne,

Surely your country's economy must be able to benefit as well from your enterprising offer?

NapView attachment 187385

You're so cute!!!!!

 

[peedee]

Paul,


The piccy is from ..desperate but cute .com
NapView attachment 187385

I disagree, I'm looking for a LAYDEE
Not a dog of a bust of a dog or even a peparami
(that's a bi of an animal too)

I think this is all a cunning plan to get your hands on someone else's grey army

Gary I'm shocked at you, I'm obviously hoping to get my hands on her armys leggys and other thingies.
I'm looking for a long lasting relationship and the ideal girl would probably be expert in the use of retarder medium which I would find useful too.
Paul

 

[swralph]

.

Here you go Paul.
Tarja Turunen,singer from nightwish.
You would never need to model again with a woman like this
Ralph.

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Paul! .. Your search may take a while, especially for a woman who use's retarder as make-up!

However your ideal woman and your good self will be a sight to behold! ..

So let us all raise our glasses to the future 'Bride & Groom.

..

Best wishes,

Mark

 

[peedee]

Ralph, thank you.
Now we're talking,
That's a possible future mrs Dee and no mistake.
Up to now I've been thinking.....

And all I'm being offered ..........
Is miss piggy and kermit
Nothing if not supportive eh?


So phone no. to follow by pm obviously,
This lot of brush pushers would make sheep
noises down the phone to the lass.
Is she into napoleonics, or just leather?
Never mind I'll find out,
we can always show each other our busts.

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Mark I'm ignoring this, fancy trying to match me up with your familly
And when was del let out alone, even with a stick Tch tch
Paul

Paul, it was worth a try.

At least my 'Mummie', is single! Granted she can be a bit flaky at times. However she still has her own teeth!

Mark

 

[peedee]

Paul.
She is into Finnish legends/mythology/fantasy,add in some Napoleonic's and you'll be in dreamland.
Ralph.

Phwoar !!!!!!!
Ralph bless your sweet heart you're the new cilla black, and a legend.
I didn't even have to stand behind the screen and ask 3 dumbe questions.
I'll let you know how we get on on our first date.
No film crew allowed, but there will be two of us on the potters wheel.
Leather just wipes down with a damp cloth does'nt it
Paul

 

[peedee]

Paul, it was worth a try.
At least my 'Mummie' still has her teeth!
Mark

Oh really ?
Sorry that was rude of me.
Of course she owns them, how much did she pay

Paul

 

[Nap]

My physco analyst says I am the only normal one here........

Help needed for us all I feel

Paul,

In your dreams mate ...at least you have the bow tie that's where the similarity ends I feel !

Nap

 

[peedee]

My physco analyst says I am the only normal one here........
Help needed for us all I feel

Paul, In your dreams mate ...at least you have the bow tie that's where the similarity ends I feel !
Nap

Nap
Never disrespect my dickie please.
It's an acknowledged weapon of mass seduction.
Yours successfully
Lounge lizard