companion sought

[garyhiggins]

My physco analyst says I am the only normal one here........

Help needed for us all I feel

Paul,

In your dreams mate ...at least you have the bow tie that's where the similarity ends I feel !

Nap

I had one of those once, very tasty.........
"there coming to take me away Ha Ha"

 

[garyhiggins]

Yes Paul, I see what you mean! ... How could any right minded woman resist such an obvious charm offensive! Wow. They must be queuing around the block by now!

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Please do not mention anything to do with an alternative 'Dickie'.

Mark

Would that be Dickie Bow or Dickie Attenborough?

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Gary ...... I was thinking more 'Dickie Emery'. !

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=you are awful but i like you&qpvt=you are awful but i like you&FORM=VDRE#view=detail&mid=B59A620000A1A4D506F5B59A620000A1A4D506F5



Mark

 

[peedee]

Would that be Dickie Bow or Dickie Attenborough?

All you need to know really , and some already do is
I press mine before I go out,
Always best with a little starch in it.
Paul

 

[peedee]

Gary ...... I was thinking more 'Dickie Emery'. !

Mark

LMFDO !

Please don't now add Dick van DYKE
Paul
Right I'm off out shopping.
I'm going to need some more Primarni by the looks of things
Tell the girls I'll be back about 6pm if they don't mind waiting.

 

[garyhiggins]

All you need to know really , and some already do is
I press mine before I go out,
Always best with a little starch in it.
Paul

Sorry, are we still talking bow ties or have we moved on? (innuendo innuendo)

LMFDO !

Please don't now add Dick van DYKE
Paul

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of Dicky Henderson

 

[peedee]

Gary Higgins:-"Sorry, are we still talking bow ties or have we moved on? (innuendo innuendo)":

Just a 'catch all phrase' Gary to be honest
'If the starch stiffs wear it'

Wait a minute you are doing nob jokes on a dating site aren't you.
Oh Gary....really !
I'm looking for a lady to love who can handle the biggest of sculpts
And you...you... Ohhhhhh
Paul....shocked

 

[garyhiggins]

I know, I'm an absolute shower

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Yeah Kevin, I think thats within Pauls price range.

Cheers
Janne Nilsson

 

[peedee]

Thats it, that's the last straw,

Thread closed,

You are all rude, and sadly no real help at all

I'm so emotionaly crushed.

I shall obviously just have to continue to go
out and talk to real women and buy them drinks n stuff.

Ah well.

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Paul, are you sure you really wish to do this. ?

A mathematical equation for you to consider, before venturing on such a dangerous quest!

..From a friend.

Mark

 

[garyhiggins]

Thanks Guys, I need to get back into therapy ( a nice girl with a white coat and big glasses).

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Thanks Guys, I need to get back into therapy ( a nice girl with a white coat and big glasses).

Gary! Amen to that! ... Now you are talking my language.

.

Mark

 

[garyhiggins]

Gary! Amen to that! ... Now you are talking my language.

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Mark

I am sure you can guess where my eyes are lingering? How many times can I press the damn like button?

 

[peedee]

Paul, are you sure you really wish to do this. ?
Mark

Too late.
If she's prepared to sit holding a broomstick under her arm in an action pose, astride the back of the sofa
wearing period headgear while she watches her favourite soap and I can sculpt.
Then she can cost me money, no problem.
Paul

 

[garyhiggins]

Look Paul, I think you should face the horrible truth, We are your support group, the best hope you've got, so it's either us or the camel.

 

[Nap]

Paul,

Here to help that's this support group ...at least the 2nd pic means you will get your meat and 2 veg !......

As for the other it's good to see a bust on the thread!

Now stop dreaming of someone sitting astride anything and take a tablet ...no wonder you were barred from DFS and the Sofa Store!

Nap..registered aid type

PS get your own camel this ones mine ( by the way I am barred from any wildlife park!)

 

[peedee]

Paul,

I am barred from any wildlife park!)

I was watching a bloke feeding the vulures at the wildlife park.
I remember thinking ......
'I wonder how long he's been dead'