Just remember this

[billyturnip]

“To be walking down a train station platform at 6.30am with a condom machine in a shopping trolley only means one thing – incompetence.”



http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/ne...with_shopping_trolley_to_haul_it_away/?ref=mr



Roger.

 

[DEL]

Did they get charged with Rubbery ? Or were they running a Protection Racket?
Derek

 

[brian]

Are you sure it wasn't a post box full of french letters.I know mine is a bit lame compared to Dereks,but he stole all the best ones.

 

[billyturnip]

If only their parents had used condoms.

 

[skeeterbuck]

If only their parents had used condoms.

Amen to that! Not surprised to find out that alcohol was involved too.

 

[Colin_Fraser]

Did they get charged with Rubbery ? Or were they running a Protection Racket?
Derek

How about "theft over 6 inches," "manhood slaughter" or "breaking and not entering?" Sorry its early and that's the best I can come up with.

Colin

 

[DEL]

Did they use a Tool to prise it off the wall? Did the police send in a Snatch squad?
Just Can't Conceive what they were thinking. Did they get a Stiff sentence?

 

[DEL]

Their lawyer offered a plea of Extreme Durex.
Was there a Mr Big?

I'm away for a lie down in a dark rubber room

 

[Colin_Fraser]

That certainly was a crass action! I totally condom their actions.

 

[Colin_Fraser]

One more....someone I live with and sleep with but who forbids me from IDing her asks "was he a safe cracker?"

Da dum!

 

[DEL]

One more....someone I live with and sleep with but who forbids me from IDing her asks "was he a safe cracker?"

Da dum!

No .... he was a slippery customer ...... and now he's doing a stretch.

 

[theBaron]

Augh! I'm trying to remember Graham Chapman's speech as the Protestant father in "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life", but all I can remember is, "And why? Because I can use a condom!"

"I'm sorry, but it's medical experiments for the lot of you."