Reminds me of the time when I took my daughter to spend her birthday money in the local toyshop. She chose a massive Winnie the Pooh soft toy and when we had paid for it the assistant shouted to the manager, "do we have a bigger bag to put this Pooh in....!!" True story!
Another true story......
My wife a teachers assistant was in class, and they were asking what the children did over the weekend.
One girl piped up, " I went for a ride on a choo choo with my Nana & Grandad."
The teacher said very good, but the more grown up way to say it should be. " I went for a ride on a train with my Nana & Grandad"
After a few replies, a boy stood up and said " I read my favourite book with my Mother & Father"
Excellent said the teacher, what was the book called?
the boy replied "Winnie the S**t.