Mr James Evans Esquire...aka Jimbo

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Nap

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Hi Guys ,

Those that know me will realise I have made a guy suffer with my good looks and constant visits to his house ....

His name is JIMBO

known in the parish of PF as "LEGS EVANS"

He has had problems with his back which is now being sorted this Thursday/ Friday by an operation

I would just like to wish him all the very best and .....

to reassure him that:

1.... I have a copy of the key to his stash in a "secret" place

2... I will also be looking after his stash that he has hidden ...but not from me !!!

3...I am working at the hospital as a stand in surgeon on Thurs/Friday ...dremel and scapels have been sterilised

4...Matron is now redoing her tattoos and having her beard taken off

5...All nurses have asked for the days off due to the Adonis coming in

6...he is going in as a full figure but will come out as a BUST ......

Best wishes mate ..see you soon

Nap
 
I am the surgeon, Jimbo is in safe paws.
(ish) Truly hope all goes well.
SHHC-Logo-adj-v02.jpg . :whistle:

Regards,

Clumsey.

Ps, seriously all the best.

Mark.
 
Sincere best wishes Jim.
This is the proof you've been carrying Kev in this hobby for too long.
Look after him Kev, or you are in really deep doo doos.

Paul.


What are you saying Paul ...am I not a fine trim figure of a ........( insert own word here )

Don't worry I will look after him .....he will see me in my Mickey Mouse hat and gown when he wakes up on the op table ...lol

Poor guy is getting a bit nervous I reckon ..but only natural eh!...all will be fine

Nap
 
Hi Guys ,

Those that know me will realise I have made a guy suffer with my good looks and constant visits to his house ....

His name is JIMBO

known in the parish of PF as "LEGS EVANS"

He has had problems with his back which is now being sorted this Thursday/ Friday by an operation

I would just like to wish him all the very best and .....

to reassure him that:

1.... I have a copy of the key to his stash in a "secret" place

2... I will also be looking after his stash that he has hidden ...but not from me !!!

3...I am working at the hospital as a stand in surgeon on Thurs/Friday ...dremel and scapels have been sterilised

4...Matron is now redoing her tattoos and having her beard taken off

5...All nurses have asked for the days off due to the Adonis coming in

6...he is going in as a full figure but will come out as a BUST ......

Best wishes mate ..see you soon

Nap
I'm adding to the well wishes of this Jimbo chap, and being someone with experience of looking after pre and post op back patient's all I can suggest is....

Make sure your not in a share room with the patient booked in next to you for a brain resection.

Don't worry if it's not in the morning to get it over and done with, as the surgeons hands will be alot steadier from drinking all morning on the front nine.

Best of Luck!
Chris.
 
Hi Guys,

Thank you on Jims behalf for all the good wishes I will pass them all on when I see him .........

After I have emptied his GA out to a safe place.lol

Nap
 
Hi Guys,

Stop Press ...Jims Op has been cancelled till Tuesday ..not happy and has to stay in the hospital till then so he could be in there till next Friday ..poor fella

Nap
 
I'm sure you can Paul , just join the Fire Brigade for thirty years and only wait for call outs with lovely ladies need saving . A young wiper snapper like you would have no trouble :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
chippy

Eek
Changed my mind due to an unforetold momentary grasp of reality.

It was just the part that spoke of the girls I wanted, the rest of it sounds like erm what is it? ....work?

Sod that!

Paul.
 
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