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Eyes went so long ago cant even find that thing you are talking about! In fact I cant even remember the thing you are talking about.

Don
 
Marc may never have been a submariner Ron, he may not have your insider knowledge of "Crazy Ivan"
You never mentioned going about the Metro attacking innocent pickpockets, stalking them actually.

Don
 
:ROFLMAO: Are the sheep still nervous or have they just gotten used to it? How many times will they believe you guys are just trying to help them through the fence?

Dont take them near a fence, dont you know barbed wire can cut the palms of your hands.
Ask Del, he takes his favourites for an evening walk along the top of a cliff. He tells me they never run away on a cliff. I thought they just liked him!

Don
 
Dont take them near a fence, dont you know barbed wire can cut the palms of your hands.
Ask Del, he takes his favourites for an evening walk along the top of a cliff. He tells me they never run away on a cliff. I thought they just liked him!

Don
I don't know any of this stuff... I'm a city boy :smug: I guess there are things we miss out on, living in the big smoke :unsure:
 
I don't know any of this stuff... I'm a city boy :smug: I guess there are things we miss out on, living in the big smoke :unsure:

"Grasshopper, you have much to learn" I'll get Del onto your training right away. He may even introduce you to his mate "Baarnabaay."

Don
 
"Grasshopper, you have much to learn" I'll get Del onto your training right away. He may even introduce you to his mate "Baarnabaay."

Don
Oh no! looks like Don's trying to drag me into his lanolin induced fantasy world.
Where I live.............population - 600,00 people 0 sheep
Where Don lives.......population - 4 people 60,000 sheep
Draw your own conclusions.
I suppose I've only got myself to blame for this as he was used to test the new Bertorelli Boxed Cocktail range, his particular favourite being the -
Dean Park Highball (DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME) made in carefully controlled environmental conditions
Jar of Marmite, 250ml Lycol Anti-freeze, 4 ltrs of Soda Water....add White Lightning Cider to taste and finish with Paraffin.
Shake thoroughly and strain into empty Irn Bru bottles (make sure they're clean or the taste will be spoiled) Serves 1 to 6 and is the centrepiece of any Jakey social gathering.
Drink Aware Warning from the Scottish Government
" My uncle Tosh died after drinking this stuff. He was cremated at Belmont in Ayr and he burned for 3 days" Nicola Sturgeon. Deputy First Minister.
 
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