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Helm

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Anybody in the West Mids going up for this want to share fuel costs ? I can drive but frankly unless you own a tank it'd be cheaper to use your car! I live near Stourbridge so anybody local or coming up the m5 etc who wants to share costs let me know. I also plan on staying over Sat night
 
K mate that sounds like a great plan (y) That way I won't look a fool trying to remember my way around Darlington after nearly thirty years :LOL:
 
When is the show?
1983 was last time i frequented darlington, was either that or stay in catterick.
 
Steve, If you get an offer from Brum or somewhere closer to home then I won't be offended if you change your mind-just let me know as we get closer to the date. Looks like a few of us will be in the Bannatyne!
Roger, are you able to make it this year?

Keith
 
Hope these horse jokes don’t go on furlong.........J

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco.
Her condition is said to be stable


So they have found a Horse burger in Tesco.
What's next, My Lidl pony?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had a £5 each way !

Tesco Quarter Pounders:
The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!

Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night....
I still have a bit between my teeth


Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco.
Just tell them HMV means 'Horse Meat Voucher'

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of uniquorn
Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

I guess Tesco just listened.
Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?'

Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit.
Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO!

Said to the mrs these Tesco burgers given me the trots!

To beef or not to beef.
That is equestrian


Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is an anagram of ...SHERGARS BUM..

Tesco's have released a new liquor to compliment their range of burgers,
They're calling it 'Red Rum'.
 
If any one fancies sharing the fuel costs i`m thinking of going in this.

huge-engine-on-crappy-car.jpg
 
Helm what is it you drive then? i had a mitsubishi evo and i could get that down to 7MPG. by driving like a nutter
 
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