Tesco Burgers

[Gellso]

I was in Paris and ordered a Horse Burger....I almost puked when I found out they mistakingly put beef in it!..Hat...Coat.....Taxi!

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

Is it not mortadella

 

[Gellso]

Is it not mortadella

What was it's illness before it was cured Ron?

 

[Don]

The plot or was it burger thickens. Watched the head burger honcho on BBC saying how awful it has been and they must sort it all out never used horse etc, etc, etc. Later on BBC Radio Scotland I hear a chap say that this guy has been on holiday in Africa, Kiliminjaro, with the head guy in one of only two big abbatoirs for horses in the UK, where thousands of horses are killed. He seemed to know what he was talking about.

No real problem eating horse, spent some time on a Belgian troop ship and it was eat horse or starve. Bit unsettling when they dragged a corpse through our mess deck on the way to become dinner.

Don

 

[Mark S]

Where Shetland Ponies go when they die.......

 

[DEL]

Where Shetland Ponies go when they die.......

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[Colin_Fraser]

Some one needs to reign them in and say neigh. BTW - what do you call a horse with no legs? Ground horse!

Colin

 

[Jimmy S]

Could it be any worse than this -

 

[Jimmy S]

 

[tonydawe]

Meanwhile back at the Tesco's meat department....

 

[Richie]

T – Tasty
E – Equine
S – Shergar
C- Consuming
O – Outfit

 

[Richie]

Well I heard the mix up was at the meat processors, one confused lad got fired after he had been putting his c**k in the meat slicer.

But don't worry she got fired too.

 

[Gaudin]

I also recall that Mrs Lovett had a pie shop......

TESCO is a part of Todd Enterprise Ltd isnt it?

 

[Gaudin]

True beef or not true beef? That is equestrine...

 

[Mark S]

A Horse!, a Horse! My burger's full of Horse!

 

[Gaudin]

Didn't you want to say - Half burger ??

 

[plasticbattle]

From Thursdays Irish Independant;

• A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeatburgers. Her condition is said to be stable.
• I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d'oeuvres.
• I get all my horsemeat from an independent dodgy butcher.
• Are you in favour of Horsemeat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?
• So horsemeat has been found in TescoProducts but a spokesman says It's bollocks
• I had a tesco burger and now I'm feeling a little horse
• Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony
• Scientist: "Sir, we've discovered horse meat in your burgers." Tesco boss: "Why the long face?"
• There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she'd been to Tesco, of course.
• Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes
• I really hope they launch a steward's inquiry into the Tescohorsemeat scandal. We must find out hoof to blame.
• Ted Walsh was so disappointed with the performance of "Subuteo" in the 2.30 at Clonmel today that he said "He'd be more use between two sesame buns to be honest".
• We shouldn't be too surprised about the horsemeat burgers: there are still a lot of cowboys in the business.................

 

[Jimmy S]

horse meat found in Tescos burger and camels toe found in Primark leggings

 

[Gaudin]

TESCO is giving double club card points on burgers and petrol from this Monday.

Promotion is called " Only fuels and horses", I think ....