Yellowstone Bison

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Guests at Yellowstone National Park have had several close encounters with the bison this season, resulting in some injuries and also some fines. Guests are warned repeatedly to avoid any sort of close approach or contact with the wild animals but of course some choose to ignore the warnings. The post is a joke, giving the bison "kill markings" for the foolish guests who he has had contact with.
 
I know a guy up in Blue Grass Iowa that raises them for meat and hides. They are assholes to deal with, break out all the time. I don't think they were ever meant to be domesticated like cattle. From what I've observed they're more content where they belong, in Yellowstone and in South Dakota. But damn they are tasty, a good buffalo roast is hard to beat.

Steve
 
The bison's next marker will likely be an outline of a Tesla. I can see it now "Karen pull over near that big thing so I can vlog about me with it in the background. It's not doing anything beep the horn" :ROFLMAO:
 
The bison's next marker will likely be an outline of a Tesla. I can see it now "Karen pull over near that big thing so I can vlog about me with it in the background. It's not doing anything beep the horn" :ROFLMAO:

That seems to be the case now. Exactly. Bagging a Tesla would be icing on the cake!
 
I know a guy up in Blue Grass Iowa that raises them for meat and hides. They are assholes to deal with, break out all the time. I don't think they were ever meant to be domesticated like cattle. From what I've observed they're more content where they belong, in Yellowstone and in South Dakota. But damn they are tasty, a good buffalo roast is hard to beat.

Steve

Which ones are the assholes?.....The guy that raises them for meat and hides? Or the buffalo who's trying to save his own ass from becoming buffalo roast?

Wayne:)
 
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