How the Hell did that happen??????

[DEL]

Well as I enter my final day as a middle aged man before becoming an official Old Aged Pensioner I've decided to give up something, take up something and resurrect an old habit that gave me pleasure as a 5 year old.
Tell you what. the prospect of becoming 65 years old is very odd, didn't feel any particular change when I became 30, 40 or 50 but this is a bit different. I'm still trying to find the angle to exploit that being 65 might give me.
I'm thinking there must be something around the dementia excuse.. something like.. you know when you were 13 sticking your face into the cleavage of your mothers friends pretending to be really upset about Bambi's mother.

 

[DaddyO]

Del, my cleavage is always available if you're upset

 

[Nap]

Del, my cleavage is always available if you're upset

You two timer .....

Don't listen to him Del ...mines better ....and bigger

Nap

PS Del...Think of the bus pass ! And how you can blame your age or memory when you stick your head into a cleavage ...lol

 

[Helm]

Well as I enter my final day as a middle aged man before becoming an official Old Aged Pensioner I've decided to give up something, take up something and resurrect an old habit that gave me pleasure as a 5 year old.
Tell you what. the prospect of becoming 65 years old is very odd, didn't feel any particular change when I became 30, 40 or 50 but this is a bit different. I'm still trying to find the angle to exploit that being 65 might give me.
I'm thinking there must be something around the dementia excuse.. something like.. you know when you were 13 sticking your face into the cleavage of your mothers friends pretending to be really upset about Bambi's mother.

 

[billyturnip]

Cheers Steve, Blue Oyster Cult, Don't Fear the Reaper is in my head for the rest of today.

 

[Nap]

Cheers Steve, Blue Oyster Cult, Don't Fear the Reaper is in my head for the rest of today.

Oooohhhh spooky I have the CD playing right now !!

Nap

 

[DEL]

First up, Paul and Kev.....yuck
Secondly......we, the blessed get our free bus passes at 60 as well lifelong free prescriptions .......FREEDOM.
Third.......Steve, one of the better photos of my missus.
Fourth......Roger......Reaper, the MoMo Challenge for lonely sailors

 

[fogie]

Cary Grant grew beard when he was 80 - when asked why he said " to make myself look older"

 

[OldTaff]

First up, Paul and Kev.....yuck
Secondly......we the blessed get our free bus passes at 60 as well lifelong free prescriptions .......FREEDOM.
Third.......Steve, one of the better photos of my missus.
Fourth......Roger......Reaper, the MoMo Challenge for lonely sailors

Del, don't forget your National Insurance Contributions also get paid up to age 65 from age 60. At least, mine did. as I had to take early retirement.

Alan

 

[brian]

Well as I enter my final day as a middle aged man before becoming an official Old Aged Pensioner I've decided to give up something, take up something and resurrect an old habit that gave me pleasure as a 5 year old.
Tell you what. the prospect of becoming 65 years old is very odd, didn't feel any particular change when I became 30, 40 or 50 but this is a bit different. I'm still trying to find the angle to exploit that being 65 might give me.
I'm thinking there must be something around the dementia excuse.. something like.. you know when you were 13 sticking your face into the cleavage of your mothers friends pretending to be really upset about Bambi's mother.

Your still just a youngster Derek,although you look a lot older,to be honest mate.If you want to get back in shape, i can get you membership at my gym.
Your pal
Brian

 

[DEL]

Your still just a youngster Derek, i can get you membership at my gym.
Your pal
Brian

Ayrshire Gym ........... a sheep tied to a lamp post.

 

[Ronaldo]

Whit you started at five How the hell are you not blind

 

[billyturnip]

Whit you started at five How the hell are you not blind

 

[DEL]

Well here I am an OAP time for some changes. My occupation, since I retired several years ago I've been a Freelance Nephologist, a Smooth Talkin' Fancy Man...... and now I plan to be an Influencer
The 3 changes (all sensible)
1. I'm giving up salt.
2. I'm going to learn to play the guitar (although I'm very tempted by the ukelele)
And finally my regression back to primary school age
3, I'm going to resurrect wiping my nose on my sleeve

Life's great

 

[kagemusha]

....welcome to a very select club

 

[Rich Sculpts]

3, I'm going to resurrect wiping my nose on my sleeve

That grants you the rank of Midshipman

Snotty - Wikipedia

 

[DEL]

That grants you the rank of Midshipman

Snotty - Wikipedia

So royal approval Actually this explains something about my primary school uniform.
We got our uniform from a local drapers and you could get buttons on the sleeve cuff, I thought it was a style thing and all the time it was a form of social engineering

 

[Ronaldo]

Time to change you avatar then , Too old silver sleeve

 

[DEL]

Time to change you avatar then , Too old silver sleeve

I might change my socks.....I might change my pants......but I'll never change my avatar ........FREEDOM

 

[Nap]

Hi Del

I might change my socks.....I might change my pants......but I'll never change my avatar ........FREEDOM

Love it .....LOL hope you had a good day

Nap