I.I never wear lacy underwear .Me and Derek go commando like real hard nosed Jocks.Brian, If you started buying yourself 'Lacy Underwear', like Del does (Apparently)I bet she would care then!!
Regards,
Mark
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Ron Tamburrini
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billyturnip
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I was just reading this when the door bell rang, what a result, the wife's out shopping! Hope I'm as lucky when the next delivery arrives. 
Tubby-Nuts2
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Ok! and 'Cobblers', only make shoe's!
And yes we all know about the 'Hard nosed Jocks'.
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.. Mark
peedee
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Brian I do think a 'stiff chanter' to be the correct phrase for your condition. paul
Brian I do think a 'stiff chanter' to be the correct phrase for your condition.
paul
Uruk-Hai
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Nowt wrong with a bit of lace ,on thighs to die for
Thats when it becomes deadly.
Cheers
Janne Nilsson
peedee
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Ok! and 'Cobblers', only make shoe's!
And yes we all know about the 'Hard nosed Jocks'.
Mark
I have conclusive evidence of your good lady sabotaging your horses when you smuggle too much home Mark.
Paul
Tubby-Nuts2
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Buckaroo! in motion, the 2nd shot is priceless!Mark
DEL
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I have conclusive evidence of your good lady sabotaging your horses when you smuggle too much home Mark.
Paul
Brilliant
. I'm gonna look for an old Buckaroo at the local jumble sales and try that with the squirrels that raid my garden
Tubby-Nuts2
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! Be careful Del!
Stranger things have happened. Adjusting Reticule!
Mark
smudger1960
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I think it depends who you order from,for instance,when I buy something from stu at Stormtroopers I know it's going to be with me the very next day so I always order from him when I know the wife's at work and I'm at home,the same for Historex,with me I normally get it the next day or day after,again I make sure I order when I know I'm going to be home,and she is'nt,I do the same thing when ordering from Steve at SK and graham at CGS.
My wife spends £30 a month alone on just her nails which over a year is £360,on top of that she has a tan now and again plus hair salon trips and having her eyebrows done every 8 weeks,it's getting on for £500 a year,so when I do have problems with her complaining about model kits I gently remind her of all the above and that normally shuts her up
My wife spends £30 a month alone on just her nails which over a year is £360,on top of that she has a tan now and again plus hair salon trips and having her eyebrows done every 8 weeks,it's getting on for £500 a year,so when I do have problems with her complaining about model kits I gently remind her of all the above and that normally shuts her up
peedee
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My mate tried that one Brian, she said
"But darling I only go through all that to look as good as I can just for you"
And after a pause, "Who do you make your models for?"
I winced .
I hope none of the girls read this thread lads.
Paul
DEL
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Yep Brian ....... that's about right. I discovered fairly recently that my personal CSI spends about £170 everytime she visits the hairdresser, multiply by 2 to include 21 year old daughter. Add on tickets for concerts, Fleetwood Mac this month has cost me £280 for tickets for the two of them ....... and I worry about getting to the post before she does
Tubby-Nuts2
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Yep Brian ....... that's about right. I discovered fairly recently that my personal CSI spends about £170 everytime she visits the hairdresser, multiply by 2 to include 21 year old daughter. Add on tickets for concerts, Fleetwood Mac this month has cost me £280 for tickets for the two of them ....... and I worry about getting to the post before she does
However, Del, you have highlighted the main issue!... who gets to the post first?
That's the stressful bit!
.. do we not all, or have been, hanging around our front door's in the past with a pseudo coughing fit ready to go. I have!Mark
peedee
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....However, Del, you have highlighted the main issue!................ do we not all, or have been, hanging around our front door's in the past with a pseudo coughing fit ready to go.
Mark
It would be the cold Mark, you could've caught your death of cold snatching the mail and burying it likee that
Tubby-Nuts2
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Therein lies my saviour! Would ones wife go out in the snow of a morning to gather/retrieve 'Post', .. Nah! ..
..it does give a degree of lee-way .Mark
billyturnip
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Therein lies the solution, we need outside post box things like our US cousins. "Don't worry dear, I'll go out in the p***ing rain/snow and get the post, you just sit there where it's warm".
An enterprising soul would work out how to get the contraband into the house no problem.
An enterprising soul would work out how to get the contraband into the house no problem.
DEL
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Don't fret too much guys the Goverment is about to sell off the last publicly owned bit of the Royal Mail for a bag of spuds.
I suspect that in the near future rather than paying postage it'll be cheaper to get the manufacturers to hand deliver.
I suspect that in the near future rather than paying postage it'll be cheaper to get the manufacturers to hand deliver.
billyturnip
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Tubby-Nuts2
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It would be a step in the right direction if manufacturers would mark all parcels with "Your Free Gift" in big bold letters.
However, that would prompt more questions!
What is it? Is it for me? Oh, you cheap-skate!!Its not worth it!
Mark
