Just " how" do they know ?

[John Bowery]

Maureen just buys a lot of mine for Birthdays and such so I have not complaints but I do have to reciprocate on quilting stuff
Cheers
John

 

[smudger1960]

My mate tried that one Brian, she said
"But darling I only go through all that to look as good as I can just for you"
And after a pause, "Who do you make your models for?"
I winced .
I hope none of the girls read this thread lads.

Paul

Hey mate,I would'nt mind if they're was a difference,but she don't look much different after she's had all this stuff done

 

[Nap]

Hey mate,I would'nt mind if they're was a difference,but she don't look much different after she's had all this stuff done

Brave Man Brian!!...........no matter what you say now you will need a hospital on standby you ..of any of the ladies see this rather fun filled thread.

Keep 'em coming guys

Nap

 

[Graham]

Come on guys! Are we mice or me......... Ooooo cheese, back in a bit just seen something I need to eat.......

 

[billyturnip]

Squeek squeek, where's the cheese?

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

My Hero!

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...&mid=F71C3BC5FC5A5B9E8DAEF71C3BC5FC5A5B9E8DAE

Says it all!

Mark

 

[Nap]

I like cheese ......

Hope SWMBO goes out before the postie gets here or ........Or I might be in the proverbial as they say!!!!?

Nap

Graham..tried messaging you apparently I am unable to start a conversation with you?????...hope all is well mate

 

[Graham]

Looks like messages was unticked in settings Nap. Will have a better look when I get home but I think that's all it was

 

[peedee]

Squeek squeek, where's the cheese?

" Wensleydale?
ooh lovely yes please
No sir that's my name .......Arthur Wensleydale"
courtesey of python monty

 

[peedee]

My Hero!

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...&mid=F71C3BC5FC5A5B9E8DAEF71C3BC5FC5A5B9E8DAE

Says it all!. Mark

Brilliant that mate
Actually I've built a hollow wooden rabbit and left it outside,
she klll be so curious she'll bring it in herself.......
Paul
And the nights who say..... Ni

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Brilliant that mate
Actually I've built a hollow wooden rabbit and left it outside,
she klll be so curious she'll bring it in herself.......
Paul
And the nights who say..... Ni

What? No wooden 'Badger'. I do despair.

Mark.

 

[DEL]

Just managed to get CSI My House into the car and off to work about 90 secs before the postman went through my gate.
Pretty sure she was watching in the mirror, she didn't say anything but I could hear the cogs grinding.
Will need to get my poker face on tonight.

 

[peedee]

Just managed to get CSI My House into the car and off to work about 90 secs before the postman went through my gate.
Pretty sure she was watching in the mirror, she didn't say anything but I could hear the cogs grinding.
Will need to get my poker face on tonight.

That's not gonna work Del.
You have to look this innocent


And may I wish you the very best of luck

Paul

 

[billyturnip]

I got away with it again this morning. AFV Club 1/35 Sd.Kfz.251 undetected.

 

[Nap]

Hi Guys.....

I never got away from it this morning .I was in the gentleman's facility and the blooming postman caught Carole walking round village and gave her the parcels ......

Help needed!...oh and a hospital on standby!

Nap

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hi Guys.....

I never got away from it this morning .I was in the gentleman's facility and the blooming postman caught Carole walking round village and gave her the parcels ......

Help needed!...oh and a hospital on standby!

Nap

-Oh no, now you ruined the surprice I had for you darling!

Just be sure you have something of the apropiate size to switch it for.

Cheers
Janne Nilsson

 

[peedee]

I have worked out the only workable solution.......

I am applying for the job of local postman

That'll fool everyone !

Paul

 

[Nap]

I have worked out the only workable solution.......

I am applying for the job of local postman

That'll fool everyone !

Paul

Hey Paul that's a great idea and I have rather nice legs for wearing shorts as well!!

Off to try and ram a parcel through a letterbox in training for the testing they go throughout!

Postman Nap

 

[Jimbo]

Ah!...This is an easy one to answer!...When She says "Wot another one!" I just say " Oh no not mine! this is Kev's (Nap) cos Carole won't let him buy anymore so he has them sent here on the QT"
Cheers
Jim

 

[peedee]

Jimbo = genius

So it seems !

What I did for years before recognition dawned that moaning is useless to some one who is deaf
unless offered a coffee, ( I can hear that outside with wirless headphones at full blast through double glazing).
Is s very simple procedure.

1 month before all calender event birthday, xmas, easter, father's day, anniversary, hogmany, halloween,
burns night, st andrew's day etc; I leave out the full catalogue printed pdf pages etc of every model figure I can think of,
in the safe and certain knowledge it's only ever going to be socks, a giant toblerone and licqourice allsorts anyway that I receive.

That then gives me free reign to buy anything and say, well you didn't buy me it/them and I was really hoping you'd get it for me.
Guilt all round, except for me.

I also get things posted to my workplace where people actually do understand and appreciate me and my genius, my obvious charm,
modesty and boundless talent
Apparently

Most of the above is true

Paul