My dog is a kiss ass.....

[Wayneb]

Other than holidays where my wife and I eat dinner at the table; I usually sit on the couch to eat dinner while watching TV. The thing that's starting to chap me up is my dog always nuzzles up next to me while I'm eating until I'm finished and I let her lick the plate; and then leaves like I just farted.
Any advice?

Wayne

 

[housecarl]

Dogs be dogs Wayne.

 

[Tom W.]

Now you know your dog isn´t deaf….

 

[Nap]

Everyone a winner Wayne

Let your wife nuzzle up to you and then she can lick the plate ...win win ...she saves on washing up !

Nap

 

[swralph]

Lick the plate yourself then fart in her face.

 

[Nap]

Oh please ..too mch information !

Nap

 

[Airkid]

You are not alone. We tend to eat at the table but there is always a little hairy dishwasher under my chair! And yes, he can fart with the best of 'em!!

Phil

 

[Chris Oldfield]

Mine can fart with the best of 'em too, but the main threat comes from her breath!

 

[Airkid]

Mine can fart with the best of 'em too, but the main threat comes from her breath!

I guess that explains your signature?



Phil

 

[Jed]

i have one that sits under my chair when at the table,if on the sofa the other one sits facing away from me but putting constant pressure on my as if I'd forget she was there!!

 

[Airkid]

Don't you just love 'em!

 

[Jed]

Wouldn't be without them

 

[Chris Oldfield]

No Phil, that comes from my own skills in the Mr Methane department...…..if you've never seen him on YouTube, check him out!

 

[Airkid]

No Phil, that comes from my own skills in the Mr Methane department...…..if you've never seen him on YouTube, check him out!

Real ale and baked beans does it for me



Phil