mick3272
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Walking on stilts is a must for a Pissoir Manager as it stops splash back on your boots whilst inspecting the trough , Not sure I would like to eat my pizza whilst on the job though, but each to their own a matter of taste.
New Leader of Labour ...... who cares .....
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And what you lot are going to be like with a couple of Kentish ales down your gullets is anyone's guess.........Alan
mick3272
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Alan
Its not the Kentish ales I'm worried about its the Kentish Maids, There's not many left,
I believe the phrase is useful idiots
garyhiggins
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Are there any maids left in Kent, or anywhere else for that matter? And don't worry about choosing beggars Roger, think of all the expenses we can award ourselves .
Huw, I'm sure our brand new health and safety executive would insist that you only wear the stilts and leopardskin on ceremonial occasions, we wouldn't want you slipping on all that spilt Kentish ale and landing in a brace of Kentish maids (if we can find any).
.Huw, I'm sure our brand new health and safety executive would insist that you only wear the stilts and leopardskin on ceremonial occasions, we wouldn't want you slipping on all that spilt Kentish ale and landing in a brace of Kentish maids (if we can find any)
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garyhiggins
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I hadn't thought of Witchsniffer Persuivant, but of course there are so many Baldrick busts in this mad little country of ours that we'll need someone to sniff and ensure they're all painted in proper (old fashioned) oils.Can I be Witch Smeller Pursuivant ?
Tubby-Nuts2
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Ok, without trawling through the numerous posts! .. Where are we at?
Who has killed who?, and who has married into the 'Trump', family? Do they, re-cast? (probably) Dr Who! does re-animate.
So in bullet points! where are we at?
Mr Speaker! ... Order, Order ! the right honourable gentleman (s) wishes to clarify this position.
MP For 'Fairlop'.
Mr Nuts.
Who has killed who?, and who has married into the 'Trump', family? Do they, re-cast? (probably) Dr Who! does re-animate.
So in bullet points! where are we at?
Mr Speaker! ... Order, Order ! the right honourable gentleman (s) wishes to clarify this position.MP For 'Fairlop'.
Mr Nuts.
mick3272
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Ok, without trawling through the numerous posts! .. Where are we at?
Who has killed who?, and who has married into the 'Trump', family? Do they, re-cast? (probably) Dr Who! does re-animate.
So in bullet points! where are we at?
MP For 'Fairlop'.
Mr Nuts.
Better late than never, you were expected nine posts back. Typical Politician as reliable as a chocolate fire guard.
garyhiggins
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OK, to inform the honourable member from London North East, Del has posed a question, PeeDee has responded by staging a Coup D'Etat on our grey armies, and we're now in the process of trying to form a Government that is not too far round the bend (preferably without breaking the no politics rule).
Tubby-Nuts2
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In Political terms! it is called 'Absorbing literal content'. Which! as in reality usually end's up in a 'Morass', of confusion. ... This is when I stick my boot in! ... its much more fun that way.
However, In seriousness, 'Corbyn's Beard', and Ms Abbott's lower regions! .. That's just wrong! Its like 'Velcro', infused with super-glue. ..
... Oh I shudder to think.Mark.
garyhiggins
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Somewhere in London there's a little blue Plaque that says "Jemmy an Di woz 'ere".............. Horrifying
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Tubby-Nuts2
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Somewhere in London there's a little blue Plaque that says "Jemmy an Di woz 'ere".............. Horrifying
Gary you are right! Not being a native Londoner, is not there an area called 'Shagwell-Health'. Or even 'Shagwell'. ..
Tubby-Nuts2
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Or am I thinking 'Sure-Bitch', ... Or something similar
Mark.
Mark.
garyhiggins
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I think that you're mixing up Felicity Shagwell with Shore Ditch with Safe Bet, but I might be getting confusedGary you are right! Not being a native Londoner, is not there an area called 'Shagwell-Health'. Or even 'Shagwell'. ..
.Chris mate, don't worry about it, we don't understand our politics why should you?
.Best wishes, Gary.
ChaosCossack
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Entertaining...
Even though Brit politics is water too deep for me.
However, I do love gummi Bears and the Bananasplits.
Colin, out
Even though Brit politics is water too deep for me.
However, I do love gummi Bears and the Bananasplits.
Colin, out
