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a quick note to new moderators did Onesie's not used to be know as Andy Pandy Suits "weed ";)
Only kidding guys Im sure you will do a good job :)
 
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There is a rumor that Bertorelli fashion is doing a Onesie for PF members Father Jack is working furiously on the new design to be modelled by himself at Sword and Lance :facepalm:

Sadly no Ron. Bertorelli sleeps with the fishes at the bottom of Kielder Water having been assasinated by the France's External Security Agency.
This was to prevent him whistleblowing the secret that contrary to the general belief that Francois Mitterand's last meal was the illegal dish of an Ortolan Bunting drowned in Armagnac, and eaten under a large napkin to disguise the disgusting act.
He In fact dined on Sarah Bernhardt's leg which following amputation was frozen and passed from President to President as a romantic aid. Following France's liberation in 1944 Petain used the leg as a bargaining tool to negotiate a prison sentence rather than a death sentence.
de Gaulle and his successors were secret Vegans so the leg simply remained in a freezer in Elysee Palace until discovered by the notoriously womanising President, who searching for a leg of lamb came across the leg and on a whim decided to satisfy his desires in a different way than intended by having it cooked. Due to poor culinary hygiene Mitterand became the first and only person to die of Athletes Esophagus.

RIP. Bertorelli RSPB and eco warrior.

** Some or all of the above may be untrue **
 
Glad to hear we got new moderators. Not too sure about the housecarl though. I've known him a while and he's real power crazy. He will have us all calling him Sir before you know it. Just mark my words.:joyful:
Oh gee, I'm in trouble now!! :blackeye:
 
Glad to hear we got new moderators. Not too sure about the housecarl though. I've known him a while and he's real power crazy. He will have us all calling him Sir before you know it. Just mark my words.:joyful:
Oh gee, I'm in trouble now!! :blackeye:

Carl - are you going to warn him for disrespect of the the triumvirate or shall I?

Colin
 
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