This is the tale of the Dwelf.........
Dwelfette, being a fickle young Lady, decided that a Dwelf, even a heroic one, wasn't a proper Dwelf if he had bits missing so she decided that she'd be far better off selling her story to the Sunday papers.
Dwelfette had what she always wanted, the lifestyle of a Media Queen, until the Papperazzi got fed up with her(about three weeks later)!
Please excuse my piece of nonsense. Figure sculpted in Sylmasta A&B to be cast in Resin and Pewter
Height from shoe to top of head, 110mm.