This might be my last post

[ChaosCossack]

Or... Tell her you caught someone trying to steal the LR and half her stuff. You just hadn't the chance to put it back yet.

So really, you're the hero in this scenario.

Colin

 

[Tarracus]

I'm afraid that tomorrow some lucky street sweeepers will find in a dumpster another pair of bin liners full of painted figures and wood bases..

 

[badger]

buy her a new ironing board cover for her Christmas and she will forget all about the bags, ha ha/ badger

 

[tonydawe]

Radio silence from Ron. Are you still here mate??

Is your wife now using your testicles as an attractive new pair of ear rings?

 

[Ferris]

I'm afraid that tomorrow some lucky street sweeepers will find in a dumpster another pair of bin liners full of painted figures and wood bases..

Were exactly do you live Ron?

Ron?

 

[Mark S]

Radio silence from Ron. Are you still here mate??

Is your wife now using your testicles as an attractive new pair of ear rings?

Attractive??..

 

[tonydawe]

Attractive to flies and maggots

 

[DEL]

Radio silence from Ron. Are you still here mate??

Is your wife now using your testicles as an attractive new pair of ear rings?

What testicles ..........

 

[DEL]

PLEAD IGNORANCE!
Works for me but then again my other half believes I am ignorant

Aha! The classic Shaggy defence

 

[Blind Pew]

buy her a new ironing board cover for her Christmas and she will forget all about the bags, ha ha/ badger

Or alternatively, do what an old mate of mine did a few years ago.

He bought his Mrs a cement mixer for Christmas. Even though it was a good one (twin speed) she still wasn't happy.

 

[Huw63]

Where there's a will there's a way. Get two small bags of rapidly decomposing smelly vegetables. Place on top of contents of bin liners and say you meant to take the garden rubbish to the recycling centre. Tell her you didn't go as you were pining after her so much....

Worth a try and maybe you can pull it off...

My task later this week is to explain that the nice man in Metal Modeles sent me a gift in the form of the two new mounted figures. Then I will be exiled to the hobby room and garage for a few days.

 

[Colin_Fraser]

Just admit it everyone.....he's deed!

 

[ChaosCossack]

Del... I used the "Shaggy Defence" so many times in my youth it lost all its' teeth

Now the first club out of the bag is "Whatever it was, it wasn't me, and if it was, I'm sorry and I'll never do it again"

Colin

 

[Helm]

So you ain't dead then Ron

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

So you ain't dead then Ron

Know but can,t find my beloved Fender Stratocaster

 

[Tarracus]

Know but can,t find my beloved Fender Stratocaster

Perhaps your missus has started her own wood bases venture, and found and ideal raw material there..

 

[kagemusha]

Lissen very clarefully....I vill say zis only vonce.......or.......don't move..or the 'Stratocaster gets it....

 

[kagemusha]

Better buy her a new outfit...or ten mate

 

[Helm]

Do you own a wood chipper ?

 

[valiant]

I empathise with your predicament, Ron - I recently had a "tidy up" of my wife's collection of ropey Rom com DVDs!! The two binbags inadvertently got mixed up with some others and are now in the great DVD player in the sky!! Fortunately, she hasn't noticed as yet........!!!

Steve