Tits up at the Dentists

[MCPWilk]

 

[swralph]

What time did the Chinaman go to the dentist?

2.30

 

[DEL]

If you're quick I can still fit you in before Christmas
Up for it. dead keen.

 

[socko47]

Here is the solution to your problem:

 

[John Bowery]

Ronaldo,

Went to the dentists for checkup , you need root canal and a filling.
Now looking to change Dentists

This is misleading and bait and switch????Wheres the tits????? as per the title????? Think I need an attorney for a class action law suit..
I hope you get to feeling better in the future and don't bite hard as the gap hurts???
Cheers
John

 

[Richie]

No pain involved with this little story.........I was out walking with the dog I take out regularly for a neighbour (she's disabled & elderly), got back home and heard a tinkle on the floor. Something fell out the cleats of my boots. My Mrs. picks it up..," Goodness, someone's crown !" Sure enough, it is, and it's a gold one Question is, I've no idea in which part of the long walk it could have been picked up on my boot, but you'd think someone would have felt that drop out of their mouth and searched for it. They're not cheap, I know that. Nearest dentist is miles away, so no quickly nipping round to see if anyone's lost a crown locally.

Never thought of myself as a gold prospector, but that's what it feels like

you missed a trick there Alan, you could have swapped that with Ronaldo for a few choice kits

 

[theBaron]

...This is misleading and bait and switch????Wheres the tits????? as per the title????...

Yeah, I had the same thought, John. And then I remembered Churchill's comment about Americans and the British being two peoples separated by a common language.

And then I remembered a scene from "Cheers!"-when Sam was about to hire a well-endowed bimbo as a waitress, Carla quipped, "I want you to hire someone who doesn't make us both think of the word, 'boob', at the same time!"

Prost!
Brad