Ingolstadt incidents

[Ron Tamburrini]

There were quite a few on this sojourn no doubt all will be revealed in due course .
The adoption of the jocks to the local Jakey club at the market , the sock incident that turned into the pants incident , the threatening of me on the banks of the Danube , local with dress caught in the knickers incident to name but a few .

 

[Helm]

And a model show as well ,you would have had a bit of fun with the dude on the Danube ,thought Del was going to snap his neck

I really need to hear more about this one

 

[brian]

Sounds like you all had a good time.
Brian

 

[DEL]

I really need to hear more about this one

Nothing to tell really Steve..........Ron just attracts a certain type .........let's put it this way he was wandering along the Danube walkway well ahead of me and Davie.
In other words sorta 'cruising' along solo in his white tshirt and shaved head. He slowed down as he passed the entrance to an underpass from which emerged an Ogre saying "come up the underpass and I'll show you the Pied Pipers flute". Fortunately Ron was wearing his Seven League Boots and legged it out of there........
Davie and I were not approached

 

[Helm]

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Ron just attracts a certain type

... Yeah, Possibly he does ???

Mark

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

a least I didn't lose my underpants like some

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

Ask Del about the pub with the Velvet curtains

 

[DEL]

a least I didn't lose my underpants like some

Here's the story........When I go away anywhere I always buy cheap socks and pants wear them once and bin them (imagine being stopped at customs with dirty stuff ) Anyway we were walking along the street when I became aware of something lodged behind my knee and slowly working it's way down. First thought was I must have been drunker than I thought and had taken part in an impromptu contest involving the English National Sport of slipping ferrets down your keks. As the item reached ankle level I realised that it was inanimate, I instantly knew it had to be a sock or a pair of underpants......alas it was the latter.
A piece of quick thinking was required and given that we had been in the First World War Museum, I quickly pulled them over my head and stuck a Faber Castell HB up each nostril ......always thinking I think I got away with it

 

[Helm]

Ah but did you say wibble Del ?