Introducing The Bertorelli

[Ron Tamburrini]

A Biga Mistake'a Didn't realise we were a secret society,thats what we really need considering the lack of them here
Please excuse

 

[Andrew Craft]

Del maybe you need some shock therapy type pants in the range so you can zap Ron when he loses focus.

Eyes on the prize Ron.

 

[DEL]

A Biga Mistake'a Didn't realise we were a secret society,thats what we really need considering the lack of them here
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Not a Secret Society....we are an Equal Opporchancities Employer with an active Border Agency Free Policy. Remember FOCUS FOCUS we are getting nearer our Royal Warrant and Queens Award for Industry

 

[Don]

To get the Royal Warrant, do you have to appear with one trouser leg rolled up and your jacket back to front or is that another order?

Don

 

[Tarracus]

To get the Royal Warrant, do you have to appear with one trouser leg rolled up and your jacket back to front or is that another order?

Don

do you mean like that?

 

[Don]

do you mean like that?

Close and very good, but the wrong Loyal Order for Ron and Del.

Don

 

[Richie]

The truth must out Roger, what happens after the 28 th. day, and have you ordered your Bertorelli rubber ring in case of foul weather deays????????

After the 28th day the good looking lads need to worry, fortunately on the ships I've served on all the crew have been ugly buggers.

It's your turn in the barrel! You just ask the chimp (If he'll talk)........ how do you think we got him on our shores and how do you think that ship got wrecked!.

 

[Richie]

Can you not see the look of fear............lads!!!!!!!!!

 

[billyturnip]

Looking at his legs he must've had a few goes in there already.

 

[Tarracus]

It's your turn in the barrel! You just ask the chimp (If he'll talk)........ how do you think we got him on our shores and how do you think that ship got wrecked!.
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Costa Concordia's Captain? isn't him??

 

[billyturnip]

Costa Concordia's Captain? isn't him??

He'll be lucky to get a job at Costa Coffee now.

 

[Tarracus]

If he finalls ends up in jail..He will need for sure the bertorelli inflatable ring when going to the prison showers

 

[Don]

If he finalls ends up in jail..He will need for sure the bertorelli inflatable ring when going to the prison showers

I would think that jail would be a wonderful place for the Pumpkin ring, with a very large lock of course.

Don

 

[DEL]

I would think that jail would be a wonderful place for the Pumpkin ring, with a very large lock of course.

Don

As you know Don a Squire Heavy Duty Combination Padlock comes as standard on our Flagship Product...The Bertorelli Brokebacks. These locks can for a small charge be fitted to any of our other products. However in extremes we can send one of our maintenance guys with a large bung, tub of vaseline and a mallet to those extra special clients of a nervous disposition.
Please note this would only occur in extremities.....literally.