Introducing The Bertorelli

[Richie]

Relax Richie your needs are finally catered for with the.......Bertorelli Baboon. (inflatable special edition at no extra cost, just pucker up and blow)
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The Bertorelli Halloween Special launches on Monday

That's the banana holder sorted then. That's magic.

 

[DEL]

That's the banana holder sorted then. That's magic.
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Yet another endorsement for the versatility of the Bertorelli Range.

 

[billyturnip]

Paul Daniels could do with a shave!

 

[Richie]

Mmmm, I thought it was a right doppleganger.

 

[DEL]

Paul Daniels could do with a shave!

You like this. But not a lot

 

[Tarracus]

A lot of guys from Glasgow this evening here in barcelona..They're emptying all beer stocks in town!!
And they sing awfull!!

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

Paul Daniels could do with a shave!

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

A lot of guys from Glasgow this evening here in barcelona..They're emptying all beer stocks in town!!
And they sing awfull!!

Hail Hail

 

[billyturnip]

That will please the Chief Officer of our ship, he lives in Barcelona and I think he went home for a rest from Scotsmen.

Roger.

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

That will please the Chief Officer of our ship, he lives in Barcelona and I think he went home for a rest from Scotsmen.

Roger.

Whit's rang wae us

 

[DEL]

A lot of guys from Glasgow this evening here in barcelona..They're emptying all beer stocks in town!!
And they sing awfull!!

At least the Catalan ladies won't be at risk, as the old joke goes
Q: What do Celtic fans use as a form of contraception?
A: Their personalities!

 

[billyturnip]

Whit's rang wae us

Nowt Ron, however the individuals I work with are a different story.

 

[Tarracus]

At least the Catalan ladies won't be at risk, as the old joke goes
Q: What do Celtic fans use as a form of contraception?
A: Their personalities!

I assume you're a ranger then..

 

[DEL]

I assume you're a ranger then..

Gods chosen people

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

At least the Catalan ladies won't be at risk, as the old joke goes
Q: What do Celtic fans use as a form of contraception?
A: Their personalities!

 

[Don]

2-1 What a game! I know its an away game but Celtic should be playing a better class of Spanish team. Who are these Barcelona chaps, anyone heard of them?
Referee had to give them some extra time so they could win!!!!!!!!!

Don

 

[Tarracus]

2-1 What a game! I know its an away game but Celtic should be playing a better class of Spanish team. Who are these Barcelona chaps, anyone heard of them?
Referee had to give them some extra time so they could win!!!!!!!!!

Don

come on! we scored 3 times, 1st one the wrong goal ...but I forgive them because both goals are so similiar in shape and size..

 

[Don]

Celtic must have impressed with their play against Barcelona, they have had the Celtic Song and You'll Never Walk Alone over the stadium loudspeakers. Despite the score it was a great game.

Don

 

[DEL]

Wear the Bertorelli Brokeback Mountain Breeks along the Ramblas and you'd be certain to score.

 

[Tarracus]

Wear the Bertorelli Brokeback Mountain Breeks along the Ramblas and you'd be certain to score.

That could be quite be risky for my integrity...and I don't want to need putting a ruber ring on my chair every time I want to sit down...