Introducing The Bertorelli

[DEL]

Paul Daniels could do with a shave!

You like this. But not a lot

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

Paul Daniels could do with a shave!

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

A lot of guys from Glasgow this evening here in barcelona..They're emptying all beer stocks in town!!
And they sing awfull!!

Hail Hail

 

[billyturnip]

That will please the Chief Officer of our ship, he lives in Barcelona and I think he went home for a rest from Scotsmen.

Roger.

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

That will please the Chief Officer of our ship, he lives in Barcelona and I think he went home for a rest from Scotsmen.

Roger.

Whit's rang wae us

 

[billyturnip]

Whit's rang wae us

Nowt Ron, however the individuals I work with are a different story.

 

[DEL]

I assume you're a ranger then..

Gods chosen people

 

[Don]

2-1 What a game! I know its an away game but Celtic should be playing a better class of Spanish team. Who are these Barcelona chaps, anyone heard of them?
Referee had to give them some extra time so they could win!!!!!!!!!

Don

 

[Tarracus]

2-1 What a game! I know its an away game but Celtic should be playing a better class of Spanish team. Who are these Barcelona chaps, anyone heard of them?
Referee had to give them some extra time so they could win!!!!!!!!!

Don

come on! we scored 3 times, 1st one the wrong goal ...but I forgive them because both goals are so similiar in shape and size..

 

[Don]

Celtic must have impressed with their play against Barcelona, they have had the Celtic Song and You'll Never Walk Alone over the stadium loudspeakers. Despite the score it was a great game.

Don

 

[DEL]

Wear the Bertorelli Brokeback Mountain Breeks along the Ramblas and you'd be certain to score.

 

[Tarracus]

Wear the Bertorelli Brokeback Mountain Breeks along the Ramblas and you'd be certain to score.

That could be quite be risky for my integrity...and I don't want to need putting a ruber ring on my chair every time I want to sit down...

 

[DEL]

That could be quite be risky for my integrity...and I don't want to need putting a ruber ring on my chair every time I want to sit down...

Hmmmmm.....built in inflatable rubber ring......this has got to feature in next years Summer Holiday Special.....comfort and safety

 

[billyturnip]

That could be quite be risky for my integrity...and I don't want to need putting a ruber ring on my chair every time I want to sit down...

I can see the need for Bertorelli rubber ring for such an occasion.

 

[billyturnip]

Hmmmmm.....built in inflatable rubber ring......this has got to feature in next years Summer Holiday Special.....comfort and safety

Beat me too it Derek.

 

[DEL]

Beat me too it Derek.

I can see this going down well (I use the term advisedly) with those who work offshore for extended periods of time

 

[billyturnip]

That's why we only do 28 days, anytime after that.....

 

[Don]

The truth must out Roger, what happens after the 28 th. day, and have you ordered your Bertorelli rubber ring in case of foul weather deays????????

 

[Tarracus]

After the 28th day the good looking lads need to worry, fortunately on the ships I've served on all the crew have been ugly buggers.

If you serve on a pirate ship you'll definitely should order a Bertorelli rubber ring

 

[billyturnip]

I know which one I'd choose on day 29!!!