Last Day of Freedom for 7 Weeks

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DEL

A Fixture
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Aug 9, 2004
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Glasgow 'no mean city'
SWMBO starts her summer holidays tonight and I can look forward to 7 weeks of being found jobs to do :(
Anyway thought I'd treat myself to something that I don't really need, couldn't think of anything until I saw a Youtube film this morning advertising Karcher Power Washers....so.....of to Argos.
It's the BEST thing ever. I've cleaned the car, cleaned the stone slabs in the garden and stripped the flaking stain off the garden table and chairs. I'm going to use it for everything I can, including washing my clothes and quite possibly me ;)

I'm glad to say that Windows Technical Department are back keeping my PC secure ;)
My new bit of fun is to listen to them and then thank them for calling Bertorelli Meat Products (Pork and Beef) and asking then for their order. I inform them that we specialise in the bits other producers throw away and then go on to list this weeks specials (mainly intestinal) from Pinky and Perky and Buttercup........ it takes a wee while to sink in .........how do they react? ...... well you'd think I was insulting them ...... some people just can't help looking a gift horse in the mouth ...... hmmmmmm horse flesh maybe there's a market gap now Tesco have cleaned up their act.
 
Del ! the first paragraph I understood! ..as my father has been asking for me to source a 'Karcher', cleaner! ( with all the added bits):D

However, the second paragraph, is so abstract! that it could be a 'Literal' work of art! :ROFLMAO:

Mark
 
Motto "All of one company."

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"Every little helps" or "Quick take cover behind the deli counter."
 
I know what you mean in the 2nd paragraph Del
My favourite thing to do with phone surveys is
Caller; do you wish to help in this(whatever it is)survey sir
Me;Yes
Caller;asks first question
Me;No comment
Caller;asks second question
Me;No comment

This goes on until they click what is happening
Caller;Are you sure you wish to do this survey sir
Me;No comment

They usually hang up at this moment without so much as a bye or leave:ROFLMAO:
 
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