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Naaah.
He sits there on his personal toad throne, croaking "readit, readit" whilst he pays others 30 pieces of silver,
(left over from his $200m parental kick start to his self-made grossly inflated fortune), to read the big words like tolerance and statesmanship and and probably thinks Snow White is so obviously of Mexican origins that she killed Bambi.

I am not a fan of his either after his having raped Aberdeen.

Paulus Deeus :D
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Insane man........ :D :D I bet you don't even have to think before typing such nonsense do you? It just 'flows' out of you naturally :D

But yes.............. I do see your point. And I do feel sorry for Bambi. But I would never ever have thought that Snow White would be capable of such an atrocity. But then again: she's Mexican isn't she? Well they seem to be creative in handling chainsaws ............. .
 
[quote="peedee, post: 816075, member: 7293"
I am not a fan of his either after his having raped Aberdeen.
Yes but all the unemployed oil workers have a nice golf course to play on. :sour:[/quote]

Oh well that makes it aaaaaall ok then.
the man is a scoundrel and should be challenged to a
Scottish duel.....that would be a real test of bottle....
broken bottles .......at 10yards.

Paul.
 
[quote="peedee, post: 816075, member: 7293"
I am not a fan of his either after his having raped Aberdeen.

Yes but all the unemployed oil workers have a nice golf course to play on. :sour:[/quote]

Well maybe. But not if Uncle Donald owns the course!
 

Insane man........ :D :D I bet you don't even have to think before typing such nonsense do you? It just 'flows' out of you naturally :D

But yes.............. I do see your point. And I do feel sorry for Bambi. But I would never ever have thought that Snow White would be capable of such an atrocity. But then again: she's Mexican isn't she? Well they seem to be creative in handling chainsaws ............. .[/quote]

Unlike 'The Donald' you are a sensible rational human being without a toad throne and toadies.
I think you will find you can't prove me wrong :D

P
 
Insane man........ :D :D I bet you don't even have to think before typing such nonsense do you? It just 'flows' out of you naturally :D

But yes.............. I do see your point. And I do feel sorry for Bambi. But I would never ever have thought that Snow White would be capable of such an atrocity. But then again: she's Mexican isn't she? Well they seem to be creative in handling chainsaws ............. .

Unlike 'The Donald' you are a sensible rational human being without a toad throne and toadies.
I think you will find you can't prove me wrong :D

P[/quote]
No you are 'The Master' Master :troll:
 
What happened in Aberdeen then? And in what way was DT involved?

He used his usual skilled polite well'mannered business acumen and boundless charm to 'aquire' a beautiful piece of land, upsetting everyone in the area along the way except certain people who decide about planning policy.

A golf course complex was then constructed that no-one can afford to play in unless they are able to afford to fly in and play and go home again it seems.

P
 
He used his usual skilled polite well'mannered business acumen and boundless charm to 'aquire' a beautiful piece of land, upsetting everyone in the area along the way except certain people who decide about planning policy.

A golf course complex was then constructed that no-one can afford to play in unless they are able to afford to fly in and play and go home again it seems.

P

Boundless charm? He's got as much charm as a brick. And that's an insult to the brick. A pity to read that certain people gave in and didn't keep their backs straight.
 
He has a head like an explosion in a mattress factory and someone's let some air out of his face for a softer ride over rough ground.
in the UK a Trump is the colloquial expression for the expulsion of excess anal gases....about right innit.
I am bored with the Emperor's new clothes.
I am off to insult someone's model soldiers in a different thread now, Nap must have finished painting something Jimbo's made.
:D :D :D
Paul.
 
Just read it. Well................ he has the stuff to become presisdent of the USA I would say. He just can't stand windturbines!

I believe he was actually oveeheard by the press when he said at the time in confidence that the First Minister, Alex Salmonds "Concubines where ugly".
I think he meant the present First Minister the Divine Ms Sturgeon.
But then, he has a history of insulting female politicians, and he always claims he was misquoted.

This time I am off.

P
 
They make a hell of a mess of his hairdo.
I don't understand.

When I joined his daughter Ivanka in Zagreb for a 'coffee' last month she assured me he is wearing a hairpiece, made of individually implanted rectal hairs from the nearly extinct (I ask you is there something that cannot be bought for money? ) Transcarpathian Skunk (Stinkus Horribiles Carpatius).

This is permanently attached to his head with a superglue developed by NASA for deep space missions to Mars.

It seems obvious that this hairdo could theoretically withstand a force 25 hurricane.

What that would do to his teeth however is an entirely different matter
 
He has a head like an explosion in a mattress factory and someone's let some air out of his face for a softer ride over rough ground.
in the UK a Trump is the colloquial expression for the expulsion of excess anal gases....about right innit.
I am bored with the Emperor's new clothes.
I am off to insult someone's model soldiers in a different thread now, Nap must have finished painting something Jimbo's made.
:D :D :D
Paul.
Far out man:D
 
I don't understand.

When I joined his daughter Ivanka in Zagreb for a 'coffee' last month she assured me he is wearing a hairpiece, made of individually implanted rectal hairs from the nearly extinct (I ask you is there something that cannot be bought for money? ) Transcarpathian Skunk (Stinkus Horribiles Carpatius).

This is permanently attached to his head with a superglue developed by NASA for deep space missions to Mars.

It seems obvious that this hairdo could theoretically withstand a force 25 hurricane.


How is Ivanka these days, does she still talk about me?
 
How is Ivanka these days, does she still talk about me?

Well.......................... I did not have the illusion I would be 'The Only One'. But I have to admit that I was surprised when she started to rave about Billlliieeeee-Wieetttth-Theeeee-Slipppeereeee-Chands. As you know she never really got rid of her Serbian accent.
 
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