You have a point there Larry. I used the Cliff Notes!Joe, i'm sure you can relate...Most every American was forced to read Tom Sawyer and/or Huck Finn in grammar school. Pages and pages of dialogue written in down south lingo from his black friend, would make your head spin. Getting a headache just thinking about it.
You got me! What's a scouser?A scouser in a Stetson. Whatever next ????
See under scallywagYou got me! What's a scouser?
Joe
Now I feel like watching the Beverly Hillbillies!.
Y'all aint too wrong pilgrim,
long as I git me sum silver dust hooks on the back of
ma boots, an' a $25 stetson on ma 10c head.
I ain't no more trouble than a full bellied possum on a hot day. I ain't hornery.
Y'all come by agen I'll set up the sipping bottle fer you folks.
Paul.
You have a point there Larry. I used the Cliff Notes!
Try reading Chaucer's Canterbury Tales in old English !
Joe
What the..........??? Before I travel over there I will PM several of you all to see if someone there is free to be my guide and interpreter! If not, I'll strike out on my own with a map, compass, and sandwich! Joe
So Joe and Larry what you've probably realised is that United Kingdom is a misnomer and each region, town, street has nothign good to say about the next one.
A little Welsh joke now: "This morning I was feeling dreadful and feeling as if I might vomit anyway when I was shaving I looked at the mirror and realised I'm not English and felt much better".
Another: "Q: What do you call 100 Englishmen at the bottom of the sea? A: A start"
And to balance things just a little "What do you call a sheep tied to a lampost in Wales? A: A leisure centre" (Note my colonial friends that centre is spelt properly in the UK).
Imagine if I wanted to be truly offensive...
Cheers
Huw who is going into hiding....
No, don't hide, Huw, stand up and be counted! I'll stand with you I've been the brunt of anti-Taffy 'humour' most of my life, but truth to tell, it's mostly been light-hearted. Alan
An Englishman, Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, went into a pub. .......
They bought a drink and had a laugh.
Is this surprising?
Mark.
Who got the round in?
Being a generous Yorshireman I would buy you a pint anytime Ron.