Waste of £7.50

[brian]

What in the blue blazes is "chaos black"?

Is there cosmos white to balance it out?

So many questions - may add a few more ????????

My favourite magazine Ron.As a fellow oil painter I can find something I can utilise and add to my repertoire.Chaos Black I use for base coating armour as it dries with a slight sheen and it's great for spraying crappy bases,nice finish!The Figurine magazine is one of the best out there and although I can read a wee bit of French it would be great if it was in English.Someone stated that they don't have to, but they surely would sell more copies as English is the second language in the world for most people where French isn't.That's just a fact, and I personally think it's a commercial faux pas by the magazine.Spot the French term for f*** up
I know where your coming from Ron and it can be frustrating but try and develop your own technique that you personally like and it'll all come together.Yer only needing fine tuning as I happen to like your figures.
Brian

 

[Mark S]

I googled Scottish oils and this image came up so I'd be quite happy spending my 7.50., and may even consider the extra 1.50 for soap and towel.

Ok, for some reason I can't post an image here so I'll have to verbally illustrate the situation.
Ok the whole comedic emphasis relied upon the image which was of an Edinburgh based/Thai masseuse who offered a total Scottish oil experience. But now I wish I'd never even seen this thread or ever heard of a place called Scotland or ever even seen a computer.

 

[Mark S]

I've tried 56 times to get this post to work and the image to come up without any success.
But if I wanted to advertise something that could make your dick stand up and beg like a dog with an unsettling grin on it's face I could shove it down as many peoples throats as I like on pF.




btw....if anyone does have something like that please pm me.

 

[harrytheheid]

I googled Scottish oils and this image came up so I'd be quite happy spending my 7.50., and may even consider the extra 1.50 for soap and towel.

Ok, for some reason I can't post an image here so I'll have to verbally illustrate the situation.
Ok the whole comedic emphasis relied upon the image which was of an Edinburgh based/Thai masseuse who offered a total Scottish oil experience. But now I wish I'd never even seen this thread or ever heard of a place called Scotland or ever even seen a computer.

I tried googling "scottish oils" as well, but all I got was this....

And even worse....a picture of The Alexander Brothers (?)
Presumably it would be useful to scare small children with.....

So I tried "Thai Masseuse in Edinburgh"....and got this....and then I realised, hang on, I know that place....and it's certainly not in Edinburgh..!!

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

I've tried 56 times to get this post to work and the image to come up without any success.
But if I wanted to advertise something that could make your dick stand up and beg like a dog with an unsettling grin on it's face I could shove it down as many peoples throats as I like on pF.




btw....if anyone does have something like that please pm me.

I have had issues with loading, and sending! .. It may be a silly suggestion, but have you tried going back to a 'restore point', on your 'Comp'.. 3 ,mins job done!

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

I tried googling "scottish oils" as well, but all I got was this....
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And even worse....a picture of The Alexander Brothers (?)
Presumably it would be useful to scare small children with.....
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So I tried "Thai Masseuse in Edinburgh"....and got this....and then I realised, hang on, I know that place....and it's certainly not in Edinburgh..!!
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You did well. what I got was this! .. so well done!!

Mark

 

[Don]

So I tried "Thai Masseuse in Edinburgh"....and got this....and then I realised, hang on, I know that place....and it's certainly not in Edinburgh..!!
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These lovely young ladies are in fact Edinburgh taxi drivers...........as fot the flames, its a very old photo taken during a test flare. Just gets your bum toasted if you stand to close hence the water spray you can see.

Don

 

[billyturnip]

You did well. what I got was this! ..View attachment 129757 so well done!!

Mark

The only thing I can see that's unusual about that pic is how calm the sea looks.

Roger.

 

[Helm]

Oils over water colours obviously

Steve

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Oils over water colours obviously

Steve[/quote

I would not give a monkey's, 'which was which',.. if my arse knocked that out! ... so long as it can be corrected !!! .... clearly my choice of Primer was all wrong.

 

[DEL]

Oils over water colours obviously

Steve

Outstanding

 

[Gerry]

Scottish oils Indeed! just love you guys humour!! Ron with regards to oils and brand, i do think old holland are the best
however if you do buy WN oils i find if you drain all the crap out of the tube first your left with ok paint, its just the Bloody stand oil /sunflower oil, etc thats a tad too much, also love Mussini range of oils, very nicely pigmented!

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

My favourite magazine Ron.As a fellow oil painter I can find something I can utilise and add to my repertoire.Chaos Black I use for base coating armour as it dries with a slight sheen and it's great for spraying crappy bases,nice finish!The Figurine magazine is one of the best out there and although I can read a wee bit of French it would be great if it was in English.Someone stated that they don't have to, but they surely would sell more copies as English is the second language in the world for most people where French isn't.That's just a fact, and I personally think it's a commercial faux pas by the magazine.Spot the French term for f*** up
I know where your coming from Ron and it can be frustrating but try and develop your own technique that you personally like and it'll all come together.Yer only needing fine tuning as I happen to like your figures.
Brian

Can't recall the last time i was in tune Brian