What is this

[DEL]

That's it ! the wife is away to america for two weeks so am chief cook and bottle washer so am away oot fur ma dinner ,

Yes Del thats right I got a wife sorry to disillusion you

Of course you have........

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

Bucky and beans.

Amerone and chips

 

[housecarl]

Amerone and chips

Posh.

 

[DEL]

Posh.

Ermmmmmmm!!!!

 

[Gellso]

I'm guessing this isn't the first time you've had problems with a strap on, Ron.

Gells

 

[billyturnip]

I'm guessing this isn't the first time you've had problems with a strap on, Ron.

Gells

You'd think he know where it goes by now.

Roger.

 

[Gellso]

Reminds me of the time we had the wife's elderly relatives round for a few drinks and we got the Wii out.
We were always careful with the wii controllers as we had a good plasma.

I was just about to bowl a strike when my wife shouted "make sure you've got the strap on"
Bearing in mind I had drunk two cans of Carlsberg and was fairly blootered I replied:
"If you think I'm engaging in sexual activities with your family...you can think again!" which I thought at the time was hilarious if a little disinhibited.

Looking back..........it went down like a Turkish multi.........They made their excuses then left.

I won't even begin to tell you what bother I got into because the mother in law after advised me to scoosh some Dirty tattie water over her weeds.

 

[billyturnip]

 

[Helm]

Lol did you get frostbite from the drop in temperature Grant ?
Steve

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

You'd think he know where it goes by now.

Roger.

Have you never picked the wrong hole in your youth

 

[billyturnip]

Have you never picked the wrong hole in your youth

Any hole's a goal... as they used to say in the navy.

 

[housecarl]

Have you never picked the wrong hole in your youth

The snooker dilemma.

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

Any hole's a goal... as they used to say in the navy.

 

[billyturnip]

That's what they said, I don't know if anyone actually... well... you know, played snooker.

 

[ChaosCossack]

Have you never picked the wrong hole in your youth

Not just in my youth "Sorry Love, I should wear my glasses more often."

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

Not just in my youth "Sorry Love, I should wear my glasses more often."

they are very close ,its an easy mistake,a to make,a

 

[kagemusha]

......bloody hell.......I go away for five minutes.....and the tone of this site drops faster than a whores drawers

 

[brian]

Getting back to sanity,that has got to be part of the reins that come out at the top of his hand .There should be a recess for it on his gloved hand.
Brian

 

[kagemusha]

Exactly what I suggested back on page one....before it all went down hill Brian

Ron

 

[DEL]

Sanity !!!!!!! You're both certifiable it's nothing to do with reins (flat in section) it's the Crupper Loop (round in section)..........there's only one way to find out

Derek