This thread does bring up some questions:
1; Surely the bloke with one foot in the stirrup is too worried about the tear in his trousers to care weather he's mounted or not (discuss)
2; Just how in the name of God do you get a saddle on a beaver?
3; Does it matter what part of the bicycle you're sat on (and should it hurt).
4; When mounting a camel, do you get the overwhelming delusion that it's a horse designed by a committee?
and
5; Am I right in thinking that by now AJ's got a headache?
Best wishes, Gary.