Up Helly Ah

[Helm]

Del I'll have to see if I kept a copy of my Beowulf 2000 version

 

[Helm]

Found it
Beowulf 2000
Meanehwael, baccat meaddehaele / monstaer lurccen
Fulle few too many drincce / hie luccen for fyht.
Den Hreorfneorhtthhwr / son of Hewaerowthheororthwyl
Aesccen aeful jeork / to strop outsyd
Phud! Bashe! Crasch! Beoom! / De bigge gye
Eallum his bon brak / byt his nose offe
Wicced Godsylla / waeld on this asse
Monstaer moppe fleor wyth / eallum men in halle
Beowulf in bacceroome / fonecall bemaccen waes
Hearen sound fo ruccus / saed "Hwaet the helle?"
Graben sheold strang / ond swich-blaed shcharp
Stond forth to fyht / thr grimlic foe
"Me," Godsylla saed / "Mac the minsemete."
Heoro cwyc getten heold / with faemed half-nelson
Ond flyng him lic frisbe / bac to fen
Beowulf belly up / to meadehalle bar
Saed "Ne foe beaten / mie faersom cung-fu."
Eorderen cocca-colha / yce=cold, the reol thyng.

 

[billyturnip]

We weren't very fashion conscious in the Dead Fish Police Steve.
It would make a good vignette but someone would only get their knickers in a twist about the vikings having wings on their helmets or summat.

 

[DEL]

Found it
Beowulf 2000
Meanehwael, baccat meaddehaele / monstaer lurccen
Fulle few too many drincce / hie luccen for fyht.
Den Hreorfneorhtthhwr / son of Hewaerowthheororthwyl
Aesccen aeful jeork / to strop outsyd
Phud! Bashe! Crasch! Beoom! / De bigge gye ...........
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Just another Saturday night

 

[billyturnip]

HMS Gay Viking!!! and it was built by Camper & Nicholson, I bet they were!

 

[Helm]

We weren't very fashion conscious in the Dead Fish Police Steve.
It would make a good vignette but someone would only get their knickers in a twist about the vikings having wings on their helmets or summat.

Ah but now we have PICTURES so it must be true *nods wisely*

Steve

 

[Don]

Roger is it true that the fine Vikings of Shetland refuse to spend much time with the Fisheries Protection as you try to stop them raping and plundering?

 

[billyturnip]

We had a ceasefire for Up Helly Aa.

 

[Don]

A very clever thing to do as you were in their trap!

 

[billyturnip]

A very clever thing to do as you were in their trap!

Good an' proper.