Email account - napoleonpeart

[taff edwards]

Slenderboy lol
Cheers Chris

 

[garyhiggins]

Es a leetle Ukrainian spy vorking secretly for Vlad de Putt, I don't recll seeeeink any Hermaaannn Munsterrrrrs lurkink around?
OK OK zo I'm not a fery gutt leetle spy

 

[Graham]

Only just seen this but it is so obviously a fake email. Hotel bill for £2k+? Nap is far to tight to be in such a hotel........

 

[Bob Orr]

I AM NOT stranded in the Ukraine so please do not respond


Or maybe stuck in a car park with a flat battery!!! or lying in the bottom of a replica WW1 trench!!!!!!

Bob

 

[Tubby-Nuts2]

Bob! wherever he is cyber stranded! you can bet your bottom dollar, he will be painting, (or feeling) some sort of 'Bust'.

Mark

 

[ChaosCossack]

Nap, if you can't get home, just head south and east of Kyiv and I'll send word for some of my family to put you up for a bit. They'll be wearing balaklavas but look for the ones with a red rose in their lapel... tell them Colin sent ya.

They'll take good care of you... a nice cot and all the perogies and borsht you can eat.

Colin