Introducing The Bertorelli

[Don]

never known to molest them Ron, just try to warm them up a wee bit.

 

[DEL]

never known to molest them Ron, just try to warm them up a wee bit.

Feeling cold? what you need is the latest release....The Bertorelli Steamer....each pair is fitted with appropriate regionally shaped pockets to take such as a nice hot Forfar Bridie, Cornish Pasty or Bertorelli's personal favourite a freshly baked Dorset Knob
D

 

[billyturnip]

Never put you down for one molesting the deed , Don

Took a couple of reads before I got that one.

Saw the pics on the BBC News site, the sea foam, not Don doing a Burke & Hare.

 

[billyturnip]

No Mention of Bertorelli Brokeback Mountain Breeks here,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-19624507

 

[Don]

Roger, Scotland is extremely proud of its Italian Immigrants who have done so much for the country and have a wonderful skills base, just what our country needed.
Then we got Ronnie............ Actually knew some of his relatives before I met him.

Don

 

[billyturnip]

Funny how that story cropped up now... we could be being watched by BBC Scotland! (Aswell as www.dateanoldbint.com)

 

[billyturnip]

Ooops is that really a website? I just made it up.

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

Ooops is that really a website? I just made it up.

Clicked on it but nothing there

 

[billyturnip]

I'm not sure whether I'm relieved or secretly disapointed.

 

[DEL]

No Mention of Bertorelli Brokeback Mountain Breeks here,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-19624507

Don't worry Roger the Italian angle is really to give the product an international couture profile. Ron is really there for his name, he's more of a enthusiastic test pilot for each of the products which are made by an international group of illegal immigrants in a lock up in the Gorbals. I'm working on several 'specials' at the moment....Ron is very very excited.
D

 

[billyturnip]

I think he was with the made up website too.

 

[Don]

Funny how that story cropped up now... we could be being watched by BBC Scotland! (Aswell as www.dateanoldbint.com)

Its a closed site Roger but it did give me your address and a list of girls and prices. Just dont know what the Vicar will say about the prices?

Don

 

[billyturnip]

Just dont know what the Vicar will say about the prices?

Don

He's not been happy since someone coloured in his fresco with the Andrea monkey painting set in the church.

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

He's not been happy since someone coloured in his fresco with the Andrea monkey painting set in the church.

Take it you are not impressed with the Andrea painting by numbers sets Roger

 

[billyturnip]

I don't really mind them Ron but in the interest of raising a smile......

 

[Nap]

Hi Guys,
Am I so sad I missed this vision along the Leas ...please say someone has a u tube version

Do they come in various sizes shal we say for the more rater cuddlier members of PF ....like me (if I went for the Berlin version hats an awful lot of leather!!)

Like the idea of a padlock ...for me though I think the zip had better come welded together ..well its the country air you know


LOVE IT LOVE I LOVE IT

Nap

Nap

 

[DEL]

Ah now Kevin something for the fuller figured gentleman with shall we say an adventurous nature........the earlier than intended release of.......The Bertorelli Gimp Suit an all in one completely bo(u)yant rubber version, with the inside moulded to the shape of your favourite sculptor or painter, extra £10 charge if you choose Carl Reid....Get Under the Skin of your favourite Modelling Master...discretion guaranteed.
For the more easily embarassed and to allow it to be worn at public occassions an outer layer disguised as a bomb disposal suit comes as an optional extra.
Sadly difficulties with quality control at the chinese casting operation and a South American pirate has resulted in the late cancellation of the eagerly anticipated Octoberfest Special.
Derek

 

[billyturnip]

That's look good with Bersaglieri feathers attached.

 

[Richie]

He's not been happy since someone coloured in his fresco with the Andrea monkey painting set in the church.

That's it Roger, it's not the first time - now I'm off to the Monkey Relations Board.

 

[billyturnip]

Now I've done it.