Introducing The Bertorelli

[Richie]

You're lucky, they are stock taking banana's so they are closed. So I'm putting banana to paper.

 

[DEL]

That's it Roger, it's not the first time - now I'm off to the Monkey Relations Board.

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Hmmmmmm......The Bertorelli Baboon??......is there a demand........I wonder

 

[brian]

Hi Ron
Just found a great gimp suit ,thought you would be interested.
Brian

 

[DEL]

Hi Ron
Just found a great gimp suit ,thought you would be interested.
Brian


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There's Gimp suits and there's Gimp suits.............and then there's The Bertorelli.. Mmmmmm mmmm

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

The new Bertirelli outfit for euro 2013

 

[DEL]

The new Bertirelli outfit for euro 2013 View attachment 105589

Ron Ron Ron.........now that's just silly.............in fact it's a load of Bolas.........next official release will be a Halloween Special.......and then the Christmas Cracker.

 

[DEL]

That's it Roger, it's not the first time - now I'm off to the Monkey Relations Board.

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Relax Richie your needs are finally catered for with the.......Bertorelli Baboon. (inflatable special edition at no extra cost, just pucker up and blow)

The Bertorelli Halloween Special launches on Monday

 

[Helm]

Del

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

You Make'a funna me

 

[DEL]

You Make'a funna me

Whata make'a you thinka that?

 

[billyturnip]

One question, do you inflate it before putting it on or do you put it on and then find a friend to do the inflating?

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

One question, do you inflate it before putting it on or do you put it on and then find a friend to do the inflating?

You got that kinda friend

 

[DEL]

One question, do you inflate it before putting it on or do you put it on and then find a friend to do the inflating?

I was thinking more that this would be something a friend would wear. That way those inclined have the trill of the 'blow' and the anticipation of a potential 'blowback'.
The Halloween Special involves livestock {no sheep}

 

[billyturnip]

You got that kinda friend

Hmm how much does that kind of thing cost?

 

[DEL]

Hmm how much does that kind of thing cost?

Suggest you try before you buy. Inflate a red baloon with any noxious bananananana based substance...stick your face on it and burst it with a pin. This I suspect is an aquired taste. Richie will be able to explain better than most
The Halloween Special is an Interactive Experience for the discerning Bertorelli wearer

 

[billyturnip]

Crikey! I thought they just hung 'em in Hartlepool.... didn't know there was any other shenanigans.

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

Hartlepool !! Ain't no place for old men ! Sorry monkeys

 

[DEL]

For all the Monkey Hangers and Napoleonic fans

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

For all the Monkey Hangers and Napoleonic fans

 

[DEL]

Dear customers The Bertorelli Halloween Special lanches tomorrow. This will be a bit of a departure from our normal ranges and will test the modelling skills of many of our members.
This will be followed by a Christmas Special, a Summer Holiday 2013 Special and our delayed from 2012 Octoberfest Special. ***
Bertorelli Breeks International will cease production on 30th September 2013 at which point we will launch a new enterprise that will be of benefit to many on this site. Planning is well in hand and the workhouses have been leased from a well known if redundant Tory Minister.
Derek
*** please note if major events occur at any time prior to closure the management reserve the right to edition unplanned specials.