Introducing The Bertorelli

[Ron Tamburrini]

That looks like the Butny ,Named after Botany bay Im told where all our Australian cousins started off doon the canal to the river clyde

 

[Andrew Craft]

That looks like the Butny ,Named after Botany bay Im told where all our Australian cousins started off doon the canal to the river clyde

I thought us Aussies started off up **** creek, never was good at history though.

 

[Helm]

Mental Note .oO(Don't drink Scottish water)

Steve

 

[DEL]

Mental Note .oO(Don't drink Scottish water)

Steve

Water........what the hells that?

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

its stuff the English drink Del

 

[Andrew Craft]

Water........what the hells that?

That stuff that falls from the sky a few times an hour up there
There must be something in the Bertorelli line that caters for it though.

 

[DEL]

That stuff that falls from the sky a few times an hour up there

And I thought that was the Wrath of God.......John Knox you've been lying to me all this time

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

Andrew it falls every second of the day

 

[Tarracus]

This is the most active thread around the forum..Someone could create a poll asking to rename it "PlanetBertorelli"!!

 

[Andrew Craft]

You

Andrew it falls every second of the day

You should have got on that boat that took off down **** creek and ended up in Botany Bay. I think your boys 200 years ago might have had the right idea

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

This is the most active thread around the forum..Someone could create a poll asking to rename it "PlanetBertorelli"!!

You realise because of the incessant rain we have to to stay in the hoose "house in English or Casa as Bertorelli would say"
which drives us all stir crazy ,hence the trouble we cause when we march into England

 

[Tarracus]

I know..who likes water?...fishes make love in it

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

You got that right Andrew!!
**** creek ,the forth and clyde canal or the noly as it is affectionally known.

Apparently it is going from this to this

Well I won't hold my breath thats for sure.

 

[DEL]

Tamburrini concentrate CONCENTRATE this is a serious business venture......any more of this and I'll be using Don to pad around Possil modelling the new ranges.
You've been warned
DerekBell. CEO STD CDM

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

Tamburrini concentrate CONCENTRATE this is a serious business venture......any more of this and I'll be using Don to pad around Possil modelling the new ranges.
You've been warned
DerekBell. CEO STD CDM

Are you suggesting that our city fathers are no going to create that beautiful waterway in Maryhill Del.
Next you will be telling me there's no Robot Heaven

 

[Richie]

Ah the National Anthem getting broadcast to the masses.

Everyone sing along.

 

[Richie]

Relax Richie your needs are finally catered for with the.......Bertorelli Baboon. (inflatable special edition at no extra cost, just pucker up and blow)
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The Bertorelli Halloween Special launches on Monday

That's the banana holder sorted then. That's magic.

 

[DEL]

That's the banana holder sorted then. That's magic.
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Yet another endorsement for the versatility of the Bertorelli Range.

 

[billyturnip]

Paul Daniels could do with a shave!

 

[Richie]

Mmmm, I thought it was a right doppleganger.