Moggies

[MalcC]

Well as Steve has a dog thread going, I thought those of us who are owned by cats should show their boss.

This is Mo

Malc

 

[Nap]

All together now ....Ahhhhh!!!!!! How sweet and cute

Nap

 

[samson]

Here is 1 of 10 Sammy . Look closely Sammy is blind he has no eyes and is the smartest cat in the house lol

 

[OldTaff]

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

 

[oldtrousers]

Well, here is Sophie, and that's the feed me and clean the litter box look...

 

[ghamilt1]

Not one, but two of them! The boys here have been responsible for a couple of my figures hitting the floor and needing repair, but despite that, they're actually pretty good cats.
That's Hugo (one eyed, black cat adopted on Christmas Eve) and the grey one is Chauncy.

 

[MalcC]

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Never a truer word said.

Malc

 

[peedee]

*NSFCL* *CONTROVERSIAL*

My 2 most favourite books are:
101 uses for a dead cat....
and the sequal:
where to obtain dead cats in bulk quantity

Hoping you don't really beleive me, but I am not a fan of creatures that I can't trust.

snakes, incude lawyers politicians and property dealers.
sharks, ditto.
cats. ...just because they sit there .........
tail swishin,plottin
and swishin, an schemin
an swishin.

' cos they know **** we will never learn.... swishin


Paul.

 

[billyturnip]

I heard this in the local pub years ago.

1st bloke- "I've just seen a cat in next doors garden dig a hole, have a crap and then it filled the hole back in, amazing!"

2nd bloke- "They all do that."

1st bloke- "Not with a spade they don't."

 

[Ferris]

Ok, let me add this:

How can one make a cat bark?

Dip it in petrol, light match.....Woof!


To be fair to cat people I'll post another one in the dogs thread....

 

[MalcC]

Oh, I would Adrian, or you'll be getting a visit from this guy.

Unfortunately for you, the nice young lady won't be.


Malc

 

[Andrew Perren]

I love cats........ Couldn't eat a whole one though.

 

[Ferris]

Oh, I would Adrian, or you'll be getting a visit from this guy.

Unfortunately for you, the nice young lady won't be.


Malc

Wow, impressive pussycat.

We used to have a beast like that actually: 9kg and not because he was fat, just biiiig. Got him from a farm and was the biggest in his litter. He lived till the age of 13 when he was run over by a car. I'm sure that car did have some damage as well.... Joking aside, very sad. It was a very special cat (as they all are).

 

[MCPWilk]

I have always preferred dogs on the basis that whereas dogs have owners, cats have staff!

Mike

 

[MalcC]

I have always preferred dogs on the basis that whereas dogs have owners, cats have staff!

Mike

Mike

Not entirely true, you have to was a dog, whereas a cat washes itself. 1 up to the moggies.

Malc