Got to see this in the flesh last PM. All I can say is: Gary is very good with Photoshop. This is truly a crappy piece, and Joe, you will be hard pressed to make this one work well. I don't think Picaso could do anything with this one, even though the pictures appear to look good, it's truly craptacular.
I've seen some of Gary's sucky stuff, and this one is the suckiest suckjob that has ever sucked.