Vampire slaying kit

[Ron Tamburrini]

The Gold will have disappeared the same place as the money Ron.

One thing is for sure Craig Whyte can never set foot in this land again

Ron

 

[Wings5797]

Hi Ron,
Good point well made.
It's looking as though this thread could go full circle with Vampire Slaying Kits on high demand in Glasgow....or is it a game of Cluedo with a footie twist.
Cheers,
Keith

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Before we go into a staking frenzy, lets be certain that Mark is put safely aside not to be staked accidently.

Cheers
Janne Nilsson

 

[billyturnip]

Before we go into a staking frenzy, lets be certain that Mark is put safely aside not to be staked accidently.

Cheers
Janne Nilsson

That's a bit worrying Janne, a vampire slaying kit comes up for sale in North Yorkshire and Mark lives in Whitby, North Yorkshire, Englands vampire capital.... anyone heard from him recently?

 

[Ron Tamburrini]

He is a big lad and would take a bit of slaying, might need more than one stake

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Cheers
Janne Nilsson

 

[gothicgeek]

He he just caught up with this thread, very droll! Work and a very ill friend have kept me a bit busy ....

Mother-in-law jokes! Pleeeeaaase can we tell some? plllleeesae???

 

[billyturnip]

Hope you're friends ok Mark. I was wondering where you were.

Roger.

 

[Wings5797]

Best wishes to your friend Mark and wish him/her well very soon.
I will start the cheer you up ball rolling;
How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Cheers,
Keith

 

[gothicgeek]

Roger and Keith ... Many thanks guys but she sadly lost the battle last Saturday... been helping family to sort things out


Okay my fave M-I-L joke is ...

I went to Newcastle to see the mother-in-law yesterday.
She lives in London but looks much nicer from Newcastle.

 

[billyturnip]

Sorry to hear that Mark

I think we need some more jokes to lighten the mood.

 

[Wings5797]

So sorry to hear of your sad loss Mark. My thoughts are with you and your family and hope that you are ok.

MIJ> Getting my mother-in-law to accept a free foreign holiday was easy. The hard part was convincing her Dignitas was Swiss for spa.
All the best mate,
Keith.

 

[gothicgeek]

Thanks guys

My mother-in-law is so wrinkled she has to screw her hat on

 

[Kirtles]

Sorry to hear about your loss Mark.
I was in Whitby on Sunday - it was heaving!!
Les Dawson always had a good line in MIL jokes. 'My Mother in Law is so ugly, her lipstick backs up into the tube' was one of the classics!

 

[Wings5797]

Sorry I am late replying today i just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Cheers
Keith

 

[billyturnip]

Keep 'em coming!

 

[Wings5797]

Just for you Roger .
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.
Ceers,
Keith

 

[billyturnip]

Very good Keith.
It's still making me smile how this thread started off as showing a quirky auction item and is now 38 posts long telling mother in law jokes.... brilliant!

 

[Wings5797]

Hi Roger, Mother in law, vampire I cannot see the divide.......
Two cannibals were sitting down eating lunch.
One says to the other: “You know, I just can’t stand my mother-in-law.”
The other replies: “Just put her to the side of the plate and eat the mash.”

Cheers,
Keith

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