Body Of Richard 3rd, Proven!

[Johan]

he is seeking advice from a Rabbit!!

Good, the Wisdom is in the rabbits ! It is known that carrots stimulate the brain.

 

[diamond cutter]

Carrots explode in the microwave too

 

[Mirofsoft]

So you say he died in battle

In CarPark against the ferocious warriors Toyota / Mitsubishi ?

 

[baronband]

Health and safety quick to react

 

[diamond cutter]

Jeez! Our Monarchy are just working for the NCP.
No wonder the prices are high

 

[ellie]

Well he is a yorkshireman pete

 

[diamond cutter]

King Richard the Third of England a car park attendant for 500 years
Bollex to keeping such a **** job for that long!

 

[Johan]

Well he is a yorkshireman pete

Hey Ian, can a thirsty man still get a bottle of Dog in The Duck and Drake ?

 

[billyturnip]

Sculptors, now we have a reconstruction of his face, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21328380

Roger.

 

[ellie]

Hi Johan yes mate one is ready and waiting for you anytime, we kept one ready for you it might be a bit out of date now though. the pubs the same just the people have got older.
good to hear from you mate been a while. the lads from the white rose send thier regards mate. you will have to get over some time and we will have a good session on the beer.
cheers mate
Ian

 

[Funky50]

Jeez! Our Monarchy are just working for the NCP.
No wonder the prices are high

Does sort of explain why they are so rich though

 

[ellie]

Hi Pete I was wondering if the council have thought about the back pay they owe him 500 years worth as good as a lotto win, now that's dedication to the job and the car park was there by royal approvel can't get better than that.

Ian

 

[baronband]

Ah thats solved the mystery

 

[Helm]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaha Baron class pic

Steve

 

[diamond cutter]

 

[Don]

The next question bound to arise...........
As a former King will he be awarded a State Funeral?

Don

 

[Helm]

Be nice if they gave him a one done in the correct dress, service etc for the age Don I think

Steve

 

[Helm]

I dunno it could probably bring in cash, I'm sure a lot of the re-enactment bods would turn up for the show of it free or at least expenses only and I'm sure it would pull in a shed load of visitors/tourists etc

Steve

 

[Don]

You guys are very harsh on our beloved leaders!

Don

 

[Tubby-Nuts-REMOVED]

With this government he probably wouldn't be old enough for a state pension....

Lol!.... that really tickled me