Body Of Richard 3rd, Proven!

[diamond cutter]

My kingdom for a giro

 

[Johan]

i`ve reinturd that already, full honours as would be expected for such a specimen.

...
Were two union jacks enough to cover it ? Or did you need a turd ?

 

[Tubby-Nuts-REMOVED]

Now I also say, Stop ! I've seen enough figure kits of templars, teutons and maltezers how many are there in fact ?

Time someone does sculpt another properly researched 15th century knight of the wars of the roses (or is it turds).

Thats the least of your worries!... he is seeking advice from a Rabbit!!.........

Moz in Wonderland???

 

[Johan]

he is seeking advice from a Rabbit!!

Good, the Wisdom is in the rabbits ! It is known that carrots stimulate the brain.

 

[diamond cutter]

Carrots explode in the microwave too

 

[Mirofsoft]

So you say he died in battle

In CarPark against the ferocious warriors Toyota / Mitsubishi ?

 

[baronband]

Health and safety quick to react

 

[diamond cutter]

Jeez! Our Monarchy are just working for the NCP.
No wonder the prices are high

 

[ellie]

Well he is a yorkshireman pete

 

[diamond cutter]

King Richard the Third of England a car park attendant for 500 years
Bollex to keeping such a shit job for that long!

 

[Johan]

Well he is a yorkshireman pete

Hey Ian, can a thirsty man still get a bottle of Dog in The Duck and Drake ?

 

[billyturnip]

Sculptors, now we have a reconstruction of his face, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-21328380

Roger.

 

[ellie]

Hi Johan yes mate one is ready and waiting for you anytime, we kept one ready for you it might be a bit out of date now though. the pubs the same just the people have got older.
good to hear from you mate been a while. the lads from the white rose send thier regards mate. you will have to get over some time and we will have a good session on the beer.
cheers mate
Ian

 

[Funky50]

Jeez! Our Monarchy are just working for the NCP.
No wonder the prices are high

Does sort of explain why they are so rich though

 

[ellie]

Hi Pete I was wondering if the council have thought about the back pay they owe him 500 years worth as good as a lotto win, now that's dedication to the job and the car park was there by royal approvel can't get better than that.

Ian

 

[baronband]

Ah thats solved the mystery

 

[Helm]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaha Baron class pic

Steve

 

[diamond cutter]

 

[Don]

The next question bound to arise...........
As a former King will he be awarded a State Funeral?

Don

 

[Helm]

Be nice if they gave him a one done in the correct dress, service etc for the age Don I think

Steve